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"Your body is a winter wonderland." - John Mayer Claus

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/. -- Informative and some amusingly mis-summarized articles. RT @ActionChick Which nerdy news sites do you visit most consistently?

& they don't buy U a meal 1st, or a cinnabun? RT @NikkiGlaser last 50 or so times I've undressed in front of a man have been at the airport

&it turned out just to be Smeagol? RT @saraschaefer1 I punched a cup of water on my night stand last night BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS GOLLUM

&U have 2 take a look, right? U don't wanna give the girl a complex RT @NikkiGlaser "Who cares about Kate Middleton's topless photos" "many"

1) Don't talk about Robotics club 2) White zone=loading/unloading Robots 3) No Robots in the red zone. RT @GeekandSundry 3 Laws of Robotics?

18 months. Less would be presumptuous. RT @SabrinaJalees How long do you have to wait after birth to start asking your baby for rent money?

195 (because it's C3 in hexidecimal). Don't see it catching on with Bill&Ted, though. RT @NikkiGlaser 69... but with foot massages

2 Canadian pop acts on the Grey Cup halftime lineup that were discovered on YouTube. http://t.co/KKsQ7QIV #whatrtheodds i#100greycup

A beach photo as 1st base? So, reaching on a fielder's choice -- At best. RT @jennifersterger it's just 1st base

A blooper reel microphones visible in shot? RT @OfficialKat Is 'Here Comes the Boom' a digital short?

A breakup sext is a thing, right? Asking for a friend.

A clear improvement over the original: Text My Spleen. RT @alisonhaislip Britney Spears has song called "E-mail My Heart".

A crap circle? Are you sure it wasn't done by alien dogs? RT @WendyLiebman Dog just made a crap circle in the yard.

A good article on them: http://t.co/eiEdTmk4 RT @jenmurphycomedy @TheDaniStew @sbellelauren I can't believe that christwire thing exists

A mock apocalypse anyway--More of an amockalypse. am I right? Well, still, that's what I'm calling it RT @Rileah Survive a zombie apocalypse

A Prototype, one might say. Celebrity #wwe episode of #excused? #summerslam RT @iliza JOHN CENA IS DIVORCED? Ideal specimen

A Quorum of Solace? RT @saraschaefer1 Comedy shows have the lowest quorum of all the quorums

A rather more detailed section of the census. Certainly nice work if you can get it. RT @alysiawood government "penetration testers".

A show about U&your pet tuna fish? Skipjack&Jill. It's a lock on your albacore demo. RT RT @amber_benson I want to run a television show.

Actor, rapper, club owner, solo porn performer. Quite the resume. RT @pariskennedy Simon Rex was in a rap crew

Ah -- A computer themed establishment, I take it. RT @cheezitslut Got talked into going to Big Wangs

Ah yes, of the infamous House Bolton from Game of Thrones. RT @aprilmacie painting my mom did of her and Michael Bolton http://t.co/9gGPLbSe