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Ah, I C U R an animal lover. #waitthatsbudgies #alexeisayle #didntukillmybrother RT @saraschaefer1 Strangling hookers #MentionAnAddiction

Ah, so it wasn't something your neighbour filmed through your window then -- I take it. RT @amypaffrath I'm commenting

Ah, so these pigs are male and domesticated, then. #collectivenounsarefun RT @AmberTozer a herd of pigs

Ah, yes -- The patent system. RT @AmberTozer When all else fails just point out the obvious and pretend it's a smart discovery.

Airport security dislikes when U chase down women 2 stop them boarding flights&it only works in movies. Knowing the woman B4hand also helps.

All I'm sayin' is the Grey Cup manages to keep the lights on every single year.

Also "into me" & "across me" & "to me" RT @saraschaefer1 you forgot ‘over me’ as a third option “@KimKardashian: Run with me or run from me”

Also, remember to give her water&walk her everyday. RT @iliza My 15 year old sister is visiting me and I keep forgetting to feed her.

Although it's mostly the other way around. #sharkfinsoupismurder RT @AmberTozer sometimes sharks attack people

Amazing! Wire to wire&never really in doubt. Toronto 35, Calgary 22. Corning was just plain shut down&Glenn never got started. i#100greycup

And that was the end of your adventuring career? RT @oliviawilde At first I thought I had been shot in the knee by a stray bullet.

And then it was struck with a chronic hysteresis ... RT @skydart I make two hot cosplayers go into a TARDIS together for seven minutes

And wash it down the milkshake diet. RT @cheezitslut There was once something adults bought into called "the cookie diet."

And wax cylinders. RT @cheezitslut First generation iPhones play records, right? http://t.co/EyY9mwQX

Another Senate Science Committee candidate. RT @TheDaniStew "if you die without a baby don't blame me."

Anteater Shake http://t.co/tbyYc7SOX1

Any other thing by the name of a rose, would hardly smell as sweetly.#stupidroses RT @AmberTozer If you sniff a rose and it smells like shit

Aooooo! http://t.co/wI1mrrKf RT @cheezitslut Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teen Wolf, Teen Witch, Teen Mom

Apocalypse, No! #december21stmovies

Apparently now Kim wants to cameo on Coronation St. I'd certainly prefer she didn't. I have 2 watch that. RT @NikkiGlaser John Lennon swagg!

April Fool's day is a great opportunity to send out Dick pics. It's all about choosing the right picture of Nixon to do the job.

April Showers bring May Flowers but I'm not sure what kind of shit this is bringing ... http://t.co/M2PIzQFqff

Are "pale nailers" a thing? If they are, then that's my guess. RT @aprilmacie Who's f'n him

Armrest insurgent. RT @NikkiGlaser If you do this, you are rude. http://t.co/1EXWnVfg

ASMR kinda sounds like what I get listening to certain music, or singing. Mostly down my spine. RT @NikkiGlaser New episode of YHTBT