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At best the Emperor's new apprentice could be seen as a sideways move. http://t.co/Pyc6IjzC

Awesome game of paddy-cake between @HannahSimone & @ZooeyDeschanel on #NewGirl. Maybe next time aim for each other's hands, instead?

Aww--Take some HaunchQuil and hopefully you'll feel better. RT @iliza I got my haunch caught in a revolving door and now I'm laid up

Aww. Upset pub. RT @iliza and all I got was Power vomit

Bad planning? RT @cheezitslut #whyarentyouhere

Bare knee legal? RT @CarrieKeagan Bare knees http://t.co/H2YzLcHe

Because, like, the open door was covering the window? That's usually it. RT @lisarinna Sometimes when doors close a window appears!

Beta doors in a beta guild hall? RT @GeekandSundry what could they be for

Big, roughly spherical thing in the sky? Yeah, it's been there awhile. RT @katemicucci HOLY SMOKES HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOON???!!!!!!!

Binders are for Wookiees. RT @NikoleZ Binder? I just met her.

Blanche was awesome on her @aots debut. Also good: @iliza. #aots

Books that fade 2 months after U start reading them? Interesting. Can I suggest a change?: Books that don't do that. They may just catch on.

Breakfast at Tiffany's: Maybe having the general feeling that you both watched&enjoyed the same movie isn't the best basis 4 a relationship.

Breakinger new: The man who shot the Tupac hologram, has been shot. RT @carolzara Breaking news: Hologram Tupac has been shot.

But 2 music, like sync'd swimming. Specifically 1 tune: Blue Danube. Do do do do do *splash* RT @WendyLiebman Synchronized Belly Flopping

But this can often be a hard sell to the referee, though. RT @DFid You only lose when you quit

But w/the rise of nerddom, you don't need one. After all, our queen is a ginger: http://t.co/8uvWn9Zc RT @iliza still not get a tan

But you totally kickass at twilight, though. Right? #ionlymeanttostayawhile RT @WendyLiebman I'm neither a day person nor a night person

But, on the plus side, you'd never forget your honeymoon. RT @AmberTozer 10 miles into the trip we die

Can U pet them, and hug them and feed them apples? RT @milynnsarley YOU can murder ALL of @teamunicornftw in Diablo 3

Can you blame them? Characters are welcome--Characters, Nikki, characters! #pluswrestling RT @NikkiGlaser Roommates love the USA network.

Can't wait 4 the finale of #NikkiAndSaraLive. Will @NikkiGlaser B shot? Will @saraschaefer1 be assimilated by the Borg? Watch @mtv&find out.

Can't wait for taken 3: this time is takeneringer RT @MeganNeuringer taken 2: now with 50% more takening!

Canada, don't forget to set your video recording device 4 @NikkiGlaser's The Half Hour special tonight at 12:30am EDT on the Comedy Network.

Canadians were tricky&lost all their games so it wasn't suspicious. Now they're in the semis. RT @morgan_murphy failing on purpose