klemjohansen
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http://t.co/q65riYH0 is down due to Sandy. In the meantime, how will I know if Dan Abrams said or did something?
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"That's great. It starts with an earthquake. Birds, snakes and airplanes." - Dec. 21, 2012
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"Think I went through a barrier on the Underground without my Oyster doing its thing. What happens now?" last known words of @Glinner
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“Where Have All The Rude Boys Gone?” by Ted Leo and The Pharmacists is my new jam. http://t.co/efO5S1ylrJ
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10 times out of 10, when someone says "do the right thing" they have a clear definition of what that is: something they don't plan on doing.
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80's sci fi set design. Lesson 1.- Take a normal qwerty keyboard.- Glue it to the wall.- Take a long lunch. You earned it.
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A trick-or-treater just reached into our candy bowl then whipped out his phone and wrote a nasty Yelp review for our house. Ouch. #halloween
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A virtual doff of the cap to @PFTompkins for doing the inconvenient thing by taking a stand in a funny way & risking losing listeners/fans.
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All across the world, people are celebrating Fat Tuesday. Here in America we call it Tuesday.
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Am I a bad person for not being laid low by Sunday's #gameofthrones? I just kept saying "Arya's gonna kill ALL them muthafuckas!" over&over
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Am I nuts or is Julie Hagerdy aging exceedingly well? I know those aren't mutually exclusive but you get the idea.
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Amazon loves to sell my purchase information to advertisers. I just wonder how much $ they waste trying to selll me something I just bought.
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An analogy: "We will vote tonight to pass plan B" is to #fiscalcliff negotiations as "hey, y'all, watch this!" is to home movies.
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And the gold medal for weirdest tourism-themed musical goes to... Great Britain#OlympicClosingCeremony
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Anne is calling the principal tomorrow and straighten this out. That other boy was mean to her boy! #debate
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Apparently "We're going to cover the controversy" means "We're going to copy/paste shit from the Internet and go home early." Congrats, CNN!
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Arrested Development - since Showstealer Pro doesn't seem to exist, it's clear that the watermark is a joke. Relax, nerds.
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As if any of us needed more proof of just how awesome Leonard Nemoy is. I still sleep with his poetry book under my pillow.
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At 8:45 the new jobs report considered "disappointing" and by 8:54 the report "beat forecasts." Dear News, should I be happy or sad?
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Being a tandem centaur sounds awesome, as long as I'm the front one. Otherwise, it's a cryptozoological deal-killer.