klemjohansen
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Reading through these scholarship essays, you really get an appreciation for the boundless human capacity for self-congratulation.
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So, it's not surprising that @MittRomney thinks bad weather cost him the election- coming from a guy who believes in supply side economics
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New TNT series about Times Square junkies turned lawyers: Ratso Rizzoli & Isles. Can't wait.
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It's wrong of me to assume that Southerners are dumb because their accents make them sound so very dumb. Sometimes sexy but usually dumb.
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Am I a bad person for not being laid low by Sunday's #gameofthrones? I just kept saying "Arya's gonna kill ALL them muthafuckas!" over&over
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How much will social media affect the culture? In 50 years the official presidential portrait will be a penis selfie.
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10 times out of 10, when someone says "do the right thing" they have a clear definition of what that is: something they don't plan on doing.
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Doctor 11 is way too young. He looks like he's still in Time Lord grad school. Doc 12 should look like he has tenure. #drwho
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Is there an old-school Dr. Who tour in England where they take you to the quarry that stood in for EVERY FRIGGIN PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE?
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So sad to hear of Gene Stapleton's passing. I'm going to mourn in my underground shelter built specifically for this, my "Edith" bunker.
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I feel like when you start a statement with "I feel like," you're about to say something harsh without taking responsibility for it.
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When FNC's Erick Erickson says "feminists" he seems to actually mean "women." A neat trick to hide his secret: he resents 1/2 the population
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Chicago Sun-Times fires staff photogs in favor if "iPhotojournalism." In 2 months, half of all stories will center around penis pictures
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Michele Bachmann won't run in 2014 so she can carpetbag in a new state- the Moon's 8th District, Sea of Tranquility
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Glen Beck complains that the media has labelled him a "conspiracy theorist," suggesting that the Trilateral Commission may be behind it all
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ISS and Soyuz gettin sexay in the sky. Live docking nsfw. Turn the lights down low! #nasa
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GOP think tank finally has winning strategy for 2014 midterms: change all the calendars to 1913.
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People say American manufacturing is dead, but just watch Fox News where they manufacture controversy every day. #usa
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So nice to see that the French can be, in certain circumstances, even more bigoted than we are. Thanks for cheering me up, France.
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Arrested Development - since Showstealer Pro doesn't seem to exist, it's clear that the watermark is a joke. Relax, nerds.
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Weather weapon. Nice. At what point to semi-reasonable people laugh Alex Jones out of the zeitgeist? It's starting to reflect on all of us.
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Toronto, your mayor smoking crack isn't the problem. It's just 20 years too late & furthers idea that Canada lags behind. Next time: meth.