klemjohansen
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If you get caught between the moon and NYC, you will asphyxiate within 15 seconds without a space suit. Christopher Cross lied to us.
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go #nasa go! As a non-sports guy this is the one thing I can't stop pulling for. Go, Curiosity!
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Yay, @nasa - just saw an engineer call up a girl who dumped him in high school & shout "Boo-yah! How ya like me now?" - #nerdrespect
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POTUS can use a disaster at home to cut short a bad foreign trip. What can Mitt do? "Must go. Some of my $ has caught fire." #romneyshambles
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Recently, I saw some "clear" grape drink mix and I thought, "That sounds so stupid; why would anyone- oh, wait. Yeah. Now I get it."
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Congrats on #birthcontrol mandate, ladies! Enjoy your reproductive rights while they last. GOP's real-life Handmaid's Tale begins in 2013.
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A virtual doff of the cap to @PFTompkins for doing the inconvenient thing by taking a stand in a funny way & risking losing listeners/fans.
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Complaining about yet another skeezy Newsweek cover is like calling the fire dept in horror after hiring an arsonist to house-sit #tinabrown
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Confession: I sometimes embed references to Pavement lyrics in my iOS code so the XCode compiler will respect me. Not sure it's working.
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House GOP proposes a bill to force women to "stop spending so much time in the bathroom, we're going to be late dammit" #waronwomen
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Since he's so busy completing his secret project (a ruby-chromium laser) Paul Ryan will present his RNCC speech from a hollowed-out volcano.
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And the gold medal for weirdest tourism-themed musical goes to... Great Britain#OlympicClosingCeremony
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Why aren't all vampires catholic? You'd think that consubstantiation would be a big plus for them.
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I was reading Good Omens and thought "why isn't there a film of this yet?" Moments later I checked IMDB- it comes out next year.
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Yrs ago, a young Paul Ryan smashed his mom's fav lamp. He glued 1/2 of it back together & said "I didn't break it, mom. I _reformed_ it!"
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People say Paul Ryan is a hungry guy and I don't doubt it. He always smiles like he's trying to swallow his own mouth.
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If only John Sununu was the VP nom. We would have scads of fun finding ways to work "resigned in disgrace" into every Q&A question. #2012
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Talking with a French person- at one point he goes "c'est vre" to which I responded "OK. Vray. Wait. What?"
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Why does @TPM continue to accept advertising from nut-job organizations? What the hell does "American Morality" mean, anyway?