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klemjohansen

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  1. Just watched an "I love Lucy- I'm Just not IN Love With Lucy" marathon. My TV has intimacy issues.

  2. Just read a lengthy explanation of how The Trailer Park Boys movie is not canon.

  3. sloooowmotion... fastforward! sloooowagain. Just wondering- was Green Wing directed by Zack Snyder or was that just an early 2000's thing?

  4. Watching Red Tails and slowly realizing that it's actually a really good movie- not complex and a little trope-ish, but really good.

  5. Sad to hear of Chinua Achebe's death.His body suffered the inevitable entropy of age. Seems that things do, indeed, fall appart. #toosoon

  6. Haven't seen Walking Dead. Sooner or later I might not have a choice. Fans of the show have surrounded the house, drooling and groaning.

  7. In retrospect, the "mushroom cloud" of proof turned out to be a reference to the idea that you had to be on mushrooms to believe in WMD.

  8. "Or else" is my number one or number two favorite two-word vague, unsupported threat.

  9. BREAKING NEWS: Giant new phone that won't fit in your pocket is still not an iPhone.

  10. I'll never forget where I was the day that guy came around asking us where we were the day that thing happened.

  11. Did anybody else notice all the Evil Dead references in Oz the Great and Powerful? The witch at the very end made me howl with laughter.

  12. The new Pope DJ's every Tuesday & his rings are 3d printed. The new Pope sports an ironic mustache and a mitre that says "not a penis" on it

  13. If the Samsung phones/tabs were so great why do they always namecheck Apple products in their ads in that creepy "sour grapes" tone?

  14. Amazon loves to sell my purchase information to advertisers. I just wonder how much $ they waste trying to selll me something I just bought.

  15. This is what happens when you vote ironically, Kentucky. #BlandWithRand

  16. Call me a cafeteria catholic if you want, but if I see Tim Dolan wearing the mitre-shaped hair net, I'm done. He doesn't wash his hands.

  17. I love ads for teleconferencing software- they make it seen like every business situation is just circling things on a screen and nodding.

  18. I think it's high time we had a @_FloridaMan comic book. I want to see an artist's interpretation of that guy riding a sperm whale.

  19. Cardinals have elected a new Pope of Greenwich Village, replacing young Mickey Rourke with older, creepier Mickey Rourke. Well done!

  20. Microsoft says Windows Phone store has 130,000 apps, at least 6 of which aren't shovelware, viruses, or shovelwear viruses. We swear.

  21. Do you think when Joe Theismann is about to go on air before a big game people say "break a leg?" I don't think they do.

  22. Pistorius, on the list of what to do when you're caught on valentines day without a gift-"Accidental shooting" should be on the very bottom

  23. When I see a guy posing with a firearm as a 'brave political stmt', I add a warning sticker: "MY PENIS IS NOT AS TINY AS YOU MAY HAVE READ."

  24. Odenkirk makes everything better

  25. Word has it that Rubio kept making all those goofy gestures because he thought the SOTU response would be presented in 3D. #drtongue

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