klemjohansen
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Just watched an "I love Lucy- I'm Just not IN Love With Lucy" marathon. My TV has intimacy issues.
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sloooowmotion... fastforward! sloooowagain. Just wondering- was Green Wing directed by Zack Snyder or was that just an early 2000's thing?
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Watching Red Tails and slowly realizing that it's actually a really good movie- not complex and a little trope-ish, but really good.
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Sad to hear of Chinua Achebe's death.His body suffered the inevitable entropy of age. Seems that things do, indeed, fall appart. #toosoon
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Haven't seen Walking Dead. Sooner or later I might not have a choice. Fans of the show have surrounded the house, drooling and groaning.
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In retrospect, the "mushroom cloud" of proof turned out to be a reference to the idea that you had to be on mushrooms to believe in WMD.
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I'll never forget where I was the day that guy came around asking us where we were the day that thing happened.
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Did anybody else notice all the Evil Dead references in Oz the Great and Powerful? The witch at the very end made me howl with laughter.
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The new Pope DJ's every Tuesday & his rings are 3d printed. The new Pope sports an ironic mustache and a mitre that says "not a penis" on it
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If the Samsung phones/tabs were so great why do they always namecheck Apple products in their ads in that creepy "sour grapes" tone?
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Amazon loves to sell my purchase information to advertisers. I just wonder how much $ they waste trying to selll me something I just bought.
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Call me a cafeteria catholic if you want, but if I see Tim Dolan wearing the mitre-shaped hair net, I'm done. He doesn't wash his hands.
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I love ads for teleconferencing software- they make it seen like every business situation is just circling things on a screen and nodding.
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I think it's high time we had a @_FloridaMan comic book. I want to see an artist's interpretation of that guy riding a sperm whale.
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Cardinals have elected a new Pope of Greenwich Village, replacing young Mickey Rourke with older, creepier Mickey Rourke. Well done!
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Microsoft says Windows Phone store has 130,000 apps, at least 6 of which aren't shovelware, viruses, or shovelwear viruses. We swear.
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Do you think when Joe Theismann is about to go on air before a big game people say "break a leg?" I don't think they do.
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Pistorius, on the list of what to do when you're caught on valentines day without a gift-"Accidental shooting" should be on the very bottom
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When I see a guy posing with a firearm as a 'brave political stmt', I add a warning sticker: "MY PENIS IS NOT AS TINY AS YOU MAY HAVE READ."
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Word has it that Rubio kept making all those goofy gestures because he thought the SOTU response would be presented in 3D. #drtongue