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WDK89

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  1. What a complete and utter boring waste of time this film was. I don't think i have ever seen a more predictable film that this. Even the supposed tension of who Reese Witherspoon will pick by the end of the film is completely obvious from the second you find out that Tom Hardy has a kid and an ex-wife and Chris Pine does not. If you can not figure out who she ends up with from that you are an idiot. No, really. You must be mentally challenged or something. It's a simple as that. But not only was this film totally predictable, it also had terrible action and comedy. Chelsea Handler has to be one of the least funny persons ever. I have no idea how she is so popular in America.

     

    And all the characters were unlikable as well. Both of the guys are total douchebags that keeps lying to this girl and basically tricking her in to liking them and eventually sleeping with them. But that's not the worst. At one point Reese Witherspoon find out that Tom Hardy and Chris Pine know each other and goes on this rant about how she trusted them and lied to her when she has DATED THE BOTH OF THEM WITHOUT TELLING THEM THIS ENTIRE FILM! What a bitch! Seriously, she knows that both of these guys are totally in love with her, and yet she keeps dating the both of them and even ends up having sex with the both of them! And then Chelsea Handler says it's all right because guys do that kind of stuff all the time. No we don't! Just assholes do that!

     

    The film also has this completely useless sub-plot with Til Schweiger as a villain that we only see at the beginning of the film and then again at the very end. He served no purpose in the film other than to add a lame action scene at the end where the two main guys can go back to being best friends again. This is the worst movie i have seen all year. Hell, it's one of the worst movies i have ever seen period. The more i keep thinking about it, the worse it get's. I rented this film for free, and i still want some money back.


  2. I would also like to pint out that the big piranha attack scene at the water park don't happen until an hour in to this one hour and ten minute film. Up until then almost nothing happens. How could you return for something like this Paul? It just felt like a slap to the face of the fans of the first film.


  3. First off i just want to say i LOVED the first Piranha 3D film. I thought it was a perfect cheesy horror film in the style of the great Roger Corman movies of the 70's and 80's. But this was just horrible. The comedy was never funny, the gore looked awful, the 3D was some of the worst i have ever seen and even the boobs looked bad. Like daytime stripper bad. I know Paul is in this, but he must know that this would not turnout good when he read the scrip. He must have known it would be a perfect film for HDTGM.

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