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RyanSz

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  1. Yeah this movie ends up being pretty tit friendly, almost all the main female stars show boob.
  2. I actually thought Faster was a pretty decent revenge flick. A bit cheesy but great, especially a drugged out Billy Bob Thornton being introduced with Kenny Rogers' "Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition was in." I do agree though that Doom would be perfect for this show. From the jacked up story, the openly pedophile in the crack squad of soldiers, and then the first person shooting segment, holy hell. Then you have the best line where the Rock goes "Semper Fi Motherfucker" and sells the line, Oscar worthy.
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    Limitless

    They already made fun of it a bit during the Season of the Witch episode all the way back at the start of HDTGM, so I would love to see this crapfest get mocked.
  4. I really hope that Pete is the guest for that episode as his Pacino impression was one of my favorite moments of listening to HDTGM.
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    Hackers

    How bout the big titted woman that flashed Travolta when disabled the bomb in Face Off.
  6. Favorite part of that movie is when Keanu asks where Pacino fucks after not seeing a bed in his penthouse.
  7. Also, I can't wait to hear the Devil's Advocate episode to hear about the mix of insanity that is Keanu and Pacino, priceless.
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    Hackers

    Let's not forget that rollerblading was a HUGE part of this movie and hacking was portrayed the same way as every movie in the 90s from Jurassic Park to Johnny Mnemonic where hacking was like playing a video game or had cute images guiding you.
  9. I would have loved to see it played up as a "what if" comic similar to "Punisher kills the Marvel Universe" or "Deadpool kills the Marvel Univers" where the Punisher goes apeshit in Archie's world and massacres these people who are so not in the same league as the Punisher. That or they Chris Nolan Archie's town where there are drug dealers and pimps and Archie is beating Veronica and the Punisher stumbles onto the town and has to right the wrongs there.
  10. Archie vs. Punisher is still a million times better than Eminem vs. Punisher.
  11. I just saw this article as well, I'm more intrigued by the Ghost Rider/Casper collabo. It would be amazing to see Nic Cage as Ghost Rider as Casper.
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    Over The Top

    Yeah I remember that one. The guy dies and they pull out the VHS tape in his jacket which they think is Rambo, which makes Stallone happy, but they then see it's a porno named Rambone. I also remember the skit with Tracy Morgan and Jim Breuer dogging Stallone in Planet Hollywood before he snaps and attacks them which then leads to them becoming the new co-owners of the restaurant.
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    Over The Top

    I agree, Kramer vs. Kramer can eat a dick.
  14. Holy shit this episode was great, I just wish June was there to take it to the next level and I would totally listen to B-Real narrating anything. I am amazed at the hypocrisy of the MPAA when it comes to rating certain movies. a big budget studio flick like this can have beheadings, dead infants, and all kinds of sex and get a PG-13, but a smaller flick says "Fuck" twice and gets an R. This Film is Not Yet Rated is a great documentary that points out all of the flaws and favoritism of the MPAA and this movie really points those things out. I mean Interview with a Vampire had just as much if not less gore but that got an R, but since this is meant for teen girls and housewives it gets a more favorable rating, absurd.
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    Over The Top

    At least we now know that ur hat has to be turned backwards in order to properly arm wrestle. And wasn't the grand prize in that movie a new semi truck?
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    Masters of The Universe

    God this thing SUCKED. From He-Man having a laser gun instead of a sword to the whole movie basically being on Earth rather than Eternia this was horrible. I also love how most people forget that Frank Langella had some real shit roles before becoming a academay caliber actor that he is most known for being now.
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    Regarding Xmas Movie Suggestions

    I have been wanting to see RE but haven't been able to find it streaming free online anywhere.
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    Spice World!

    If they did an episode on Cool as Ice and interviewed Vanilla Ice, why not Spice World and interview one the group members?
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    Seven Pounds

    I remember for the longest time no one knew what the movie was about. There was all of this speculation and then it ended up being a run of the mill redemption movie with an odd death scene.
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    Fear dot com (2002)

    This movie is utter shit. It didn't know whether or not it wanted to be a serial killer/cop thriller or a Ring ripoff so it messed up both aspects horribly.
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    Commando (1985)

    Holy shit this movie is amazing. I got the director's cut on DVD and it is almost like it was paying homage to 80s action flicks before the Expendables did. From cheesy one liners to awesome kills to Arnold being the only guy who can stop the villians, this movire is great. Plus lets not forget the main bad guy who has been described by the actor who played him as "Freddie Mercury on sterioids."
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    Regarding Xmas Movie Suggestions

    I think that since we were deprived of at least one more scary movie episode during October, I have a few horror related Christmas movies. First is the remake of Black Christmas, Black X-Mas. This movie is a great guilty pleasure that takes away the psychological horror of the orignal in favor of an incest storyline, skin cookies, and numerous torn out eyeballs. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454082/ Then we have one that was mentioned by Paul and that is Jack Frost. It's about a serial killer who gets chemicals dumped on him while he's and becomes one with snow (like Sandman in Spiderman 3). When he is used to make a snowman, he goes on a holiday themed killing spree. Be sure to watch for Shannon Elizabeth in one of her first post American Pie movies. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/ Also to consider is Santa's Slay which features former pro wrestler Goldberg as a demonic Santa who was cursed to give out presents for 500 years. Once the curse is off, he kills anyone he can. Youtube the clip of the opening scene to see Fran Drescher, Chris Kattan, Rebecca Gayheart, and James Caan be murdered in this direct-to-DVD flick. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0393685/ Also to be considered are any Christmas movie that stars Ben Affleck like Surviving Christmas (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0252028/) or Reindeer Games (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0184858/) which speak for themselves.
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    skyscraper

    I loved this movie before I discovered scrambled hardcore porn. God she had GREAT TITS in her prime and she was as dumb as a wet box of rocks.
  24. I was in awe of this movie for how nuts it was. From Cage being Cage to Iguana cam to the 80s teen movie style ending. That ending was bizarre as hell all of the loose plot points get wrapped up in a matter of a minute making me think it was a Nic Cage fever dream as he was overdosing, but it ended up being real as he goes to the aqaurium with the guy he saved in the beginning, seriously?
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    Clifford (1994)

    Let's not forget that this movie starts in the year 2050 and is all a flashback.
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