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Yoda Has No Genitals

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  1. Business in the front and party in the back. Now once you're all seated, we can begin this memorial service for Rick, the business casual party clown.
  2. One fish Two fish Two in the red fish One in the blue fish
  3. She may be Jenny from the Block to you, but I'll always remember playing "Hollywood Squares" and taking Jenny FOR the block. That was before I lost the game and had to give Tom Bergeron a handjob in my car, after the show.
  4. I have nothing to correct or omit but I would like to draw attention to the time that the turtles were on "The Oprah Winfrey Show", to promote their album. It's pretty amazing. I know that the whole thing can't be played on the mini episode but hopefully there's time for this stand out moment. Enjoy.
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    Two and one may not go together

    but one DOES go into zero, if you know what I mean...wink wink. It equals zero. By the way, I've been meaning to ask you why your parents named you Wink Wink.
  6. 8008 looks like 'boob' on a calculator. Now that's the kind of math that I can jerk off to.
  7. Take a moment to appreciate the beauty that surrounds you. Now look back at me. HAHA!...I just stole your wallet, fuck face.
  8. Yoda Has No Genitals

    How many licks does it take?

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of Comedy Bang Bang? I don't know but stop licking my podcast, Brandon.
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    Spider-Man 3 correction

    During the Spider-Man 3 episode, there was a bit of talk about the performance of Harry Osbourne's butler. One thing that was left out of that conversation was the fact that that actor, John Paxton, is actually the father of Bill Paxton. Just a little fun fact for you guys. Here's his IMDB page. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0668123/