DownInTheLicoriceMines

"Jump into the gorge, George."

You may be considering ignoring this catchphrase because you are unsure if it is true, but I'm not claiming to hold a great truth, I'm just trying to start a conversation: a conversation about duality and how the universe seeks balance, like the yin-yang, man.

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Mustard yellow Lamborghini. "In the bandana code of the gay leather subculture, wearing a mustard bandana means that one is a size queen."

CUSTOMER:Welcome to Costume Emporium Company. Costumes are pretty good things. EMPLOYEE: Yeah, I like them too. CUSTOMER: That's very nice. SMASH CUT TO BLACK

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Sauntering like an Egyptian tailor, this is Comedy Ylang Ylang.

He saunters like an Egyptian tailor. (That's "tailor" as in garment designer, not "Taylor" as in Taylor Hanson, musician and middle brother of the band Hanson, as well as lead singer of the supergroup Tinted Windows.)

Grandpa Helmut Jimmy Crumble

Once more, we find our intrepid host sitting side-by-side with a side-by-side.

How a Chinese could make love for 40 minutes?

An alien supercomputer brain interface, traveling through intergalactic space.

are made of plastic and steel. Think about that. That is both the power of human ingenuity and a visceral demonstration of the often counterintuitive wonder of being. Kali Ma Shakti de.

Just read my other post. This one sucked. This better not get chosen out of the ones I've submitted. Kali Ma Shakti de.

How do I revolutionize the global socioeconomic paradigm, and what is the most polite way to offer cunnilingus to a stranger?

Shred: To surf aggressively (also see "Hot-Dogging").

Incest or transvestism? You decide. (Come on, it's not that kind of show.)

Cleopatra seduced Mark Antony on the banks of the Berdan River using perfumes and toilet waters.

DO YOU GET IT??

Chauncey is Chancellor. Chauncey is Chancellor. Chauncey is Chancellor. Chauncey is Chancellor. Chauncey is Chancellor. Chauncey is Chancellor. Chauncey is Chancellor. Chauncey is Chancellor.

Someone better follow through on the Hawaii thing. You'll be glad you did. Ask my buddy Shia Labeouf about the great time he had on Hawaii island whilst filming Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Wouldn't that be something?

And still not for the $7 endless soup and salad combo, if you continue to catch my drift.