DownInTheLicoriceMines

Booze Cruise Dolores once met a slow loris in a Laotian forest...

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, June 30, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If you're "a soul man", shouldn't you be called The Soul Brothers? Come on guys!

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, March 22, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ra is fake Horus

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, December 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Baby Frankenstein vs Julian Assange

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, April 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Insult comedy is for complete fucking idiots.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, April 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Sometimes I think I should just go cultivate lichen.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, February 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If my name was Tom, I'd buy a cruise ship and name it Lord Xenu.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, January 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Tom's Cruise and the Warbly Barker

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, January 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. We're like the Tom's Shoes or Warby Parker of podcasts.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, January 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

redacted

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, December 12, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Plates are kind of stupid when we have bowls.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, December 5, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Anybody else super turned on by the 1939 Wicked Witch of the West?

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, November 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

redacted

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, November 5, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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By DownInTheLicoriceMines, October 31, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

No one has ever actually built a theatrical fourth wall. Correction: I think Diff'rent Strokes had one at some point.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, October 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Destroying the illusion since 1987.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, October 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Your unspoken demand for ruthless behavior is itself immoral.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, October 4, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

redacted

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, September 28, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Can you help out with a plane ticket? As soon as I get back from Burkina Faso, I'll pay you back twice over. You shall be handsomely rewarded.

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, September 20, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• African Nations

"I'm a henchWOMAN, thank you very much :/"

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, September 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• henchpersons
• henchpeople

Lies + a dash of joy + immediacy = Bang Bang

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, September 9, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I said "Hey, what's goin' nong?" - 4 nong blondes

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, September 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Mars Bars in Fancy Cars

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, August 25, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Costume Emporium Company

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, August 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm sorry, did you just say "PalmPilot"?

By DownInTheLicoriceMines, August 14, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions