Nuff people say they know they can't believe, Comedy we have a Bang Bang team.

[Nuff people say they know they can't believe, Comedy we have a Bang Bang team.]

Nuff people say they know they can't believe,

Comedy we have a Bang Bang team.

(Respeck my neck)

[Episode 175 - Ultraviolet: LIVE!]

This ep has some great laughs. Howdy material. I enjoyed this movie when I first saw it a few years ago, and again when I re-watched it for this episode. Everything everyone mentioned (super bad CG, everything else) made me happy. Milla was great. Would recommend. 5 stars.

[Episode 515 - Return to Suicide House Part 666]

Ghost Mother. That is all.

[Episode 121 - The Matrix (w/ Cameron Esposito)]

I found the "You're a man, just stop being depressed" moment of the episode rather irresponsible. Especially considering that "In the western world, males die three to four times more often by means of suicide than do females. This difference is even more pronounced in those over the age of 65, with tenfold more males than females dying by suicide." It nearly invalidated the entire discussion for me.

 

If one was simply going to express a preference for positive, mentally healthy characters, that would be something different. #TeachableMoment

[Booze Cruise Dolores once met a slow loris in a Laotian forest...]

Booze Cruise Dolores once met a slow loris in a Laotian forest, but she didn't want to disturb it, because they are shy and endangered, and also have a venomous bite, which is a very rare trait among mammals.

[If you're "a soul man", shouldn't you be called The Soul Brothers? Come on guys!]

Dip Didda Dip Dow!

 

NEW NO-NO: You are what you eat now.

 

(You had me at "come on guys")

[Ra is fake Horus]

Ra is fake Horus -- https://srconstantin.wordpress.com/2016/10/20/ra/

[Baby Frankenstein vs Julian Assange]

in diapers. in vanilla pudding.

[Insult comedy is for complete fucking idiots.]

Absolute fucking morons.

[Sometimes I think I should just go cultivate lichen.]

Behold the majestic mosses.

[If my name was Tom, I'd buy a cruise ship and name it Lord Xenu.]

I'd like to take this opportunity to recognize Ms. Katie Holmes for the strength and bravery she demonstrated in doing the right, healthy thing for herself and her child.

[Tom's Cruise and the Warbly Barker]

New album coming soon

[Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. We're like the Tom's Shoes or Warby Parker of podcasts.]

Good job on the ads lately BTW, Mr. Scott.

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[How 'bout a little love for all the Nong ladies out there?]

I always seem to end up with the Nong ladies. They take the love for granted. (⊙̥◞८͙◟⊙̥ ̥̥̥̥̥̥) Hey Nong Laaaaadyyyy!

[Plates are kind of stupid when we have bowls.]

F**king plate fascism and public BDSM imposition. Up your game, bitches.

[Anybody else super turned on by the 1939 Wicked Witch of the West?]

The original www, as far as I'm concerned!

[Anybody else super turned on by the 1939 Wicked Witch of the West?]

... just [like] photos, not her detestable behaviour.

[redacted]

Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a little something we call "toilet humor".

[redacted]

[No one has ever actually built a theatrical fourth wall. Correction: I think Diff'rent Strokes had one at some point.]

https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/the-timeless-warrior-star-wars-au.22846/

[Destroying the illusion since 1987.]

Truth/Aesthetics

[Your unspoken demand for ruthless behavior is itself immoral.]

Lie by omission, facilitation.

[redacted]

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[Can you help out with a plane ticket? As soon as I get back from Burkina Faso, I'll pay you back twice over. You shall be handsomely rewarded.]

My prayers have led me to you.