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RyanCampbell

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  1. RyanCampbell

    A Petition

    Dear Mr. Aukerman, Please bring back plane breaks. That is all. Sincerely, The Undersigned P.S. Also, think about bringing back Lil' Gary. But the plane breaks are more important. kaboozleheimer pbnews Kyle Switalski RIP Spirit Bear Bruce Reid Robinson II
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    Episode 215 — Time Bobby 2

    "...and I said, 'Lemme see that dick!' And I cut it right off." fourvel can get him to show him your dick
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    Episode 215 — Time Bobby 2

    Sign my petition on the forums!
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    Episode 193 — What Else? What Else?

    I know women that weren't into Lauren Lapkus' student's voice just because it was so grating and whiny, but I myself loved it (especially when she said "What if you were trying to make love?").
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    Horrible Idea

    PUT HIM IN THE CONFRONTATION CORNER
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    List of Scott's Frequently Repeated Phrases

    I'm not including phrases from the ads, since he kind of has to say them during every ad. Thing like that include "I'll see you at the movies!" and "B-O-N-O-B-O-S DOT COOOOOM for better fitting men's clothes!"
  7. buhnuhnuhnuh psh nahnahnahnahnahnah dee deedeedee deedeedee deedeedoodoodoo deedeedee comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang COMEDY BANG BANG, COMEDY BANG BANG COMEDY BANG BANG, COMEDY BANG BANG COMEDY BANG BANG, COMEDY BANG BANG OH NO NO NO NO NO no To my knowledge, Harris Wittels is the only person who has attempted this feat on-air (Farts and Procreation 2). He failed.
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    Episode 212 — Comedy Bleep Bleep

    Not once, but twice. Shame on you, Aukerman.
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    What guest do you want to see?

    Nathan Fielder Nathan for You is fucking incredible and everyone needs to watch it. I feel like that might not be happening.
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    Episode 195 — Making the Snow Angel

    Loved this except for the maybe ten seconds of Radiohead bashing. But I kind of wanted Scott to defend Thom Yorke's dignity.
  11. RyanCampbell

    Episode 59 — Gun Control

    Paul Rust's delivery of "It's a gun!" was beautiful.
  12. RyanCampbell

    Episode 19 — The Christmas Womptacular

    Aukerman could learn a thing or two from Listler about cutting to a break.
  13. RyanCampbell

    Episode 191 — 2012 Holiday Spectacular

    PFT's cardigan game is sick. Original Penguin FTW. Also, thank god for more jelloems.
  14. The clouds will part and the sky cracks open and God himself will reach his fucking arm through just to push you down.
  15. RyanCampbell

    Episode 180 — Friends Without Words

    1:06:47: "What if you were trying to make love?" Holy shit. Crying.
  16. RyanCampbell

    Live Summer Tour Podcasts

    Tim Heidecker's stand-up during the second NYC show was the funniest moment of my life.
  17. RyanCampbell

    Episode 170 — New Scoop

    I MUST see the Scott Aukerman Twilight picture.
  18. RyanCampbell

    Bane on Comedy Bang Bang

    Can somebody (preferably Paul F. Tompkins) go on Comedy Bang Bang and play Bane from The Dark Knight Rises?
  19. RyanCampbell

    Episode 35 — I Fixed It!

    Mr. Besser, if you made a podcast where all you do is say things like the thing you just said, that podcast would thereafter supersede all audio in my life. I love learning about the science of comedy, and I feel like you're one of the most qualified people alive to delve into the subject.
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    Episode 35 — I Fixed It!

    I do have a question about Crazytown. Is it OK for scripted things to move into Crazytown? Because I love Walk Hard, and Matt Besser's in it, and I feel like that whole movie takes place on Main Street of Crazytown.
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    Episode 35 — I Fixed It!

    The difference between Chris Gore's "fucking with people" and Matt Besser's thing with the sketch artist is Besser's is funny, nice-spirited, and clearly a complete joke that is intended to be laughed at by the receiver (I'm very surprised the guy didn't immediately get it); Chris Gore's stuff is mean-spirited, simple, and unfunny. Between the end of this episode and this week's Who Charted, this guy went from being off my radar to being one of my least favorite people in the world. Other than Chris Gore, this episode was stellar. Chris, follow your namesake and go make an acclaimed documentary. Or get gored. Either one.
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