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  13. Posted

    First, what's with all the talking? Play more tunes. I downloaded this thing off iTUNES, not iTALK.

     

    BRING BACK JUKEBOX JURY

     

    ALTERNATE BETWEEN JUKEBOX JURY AND FREESTYLE RAP CONTEST THEN GO STRAIGHT TO THE PLUGS THEME AND THEN IMMEDIATELY CLOSE THE PLUG BAG AND END THE SHOW

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  14. Posted

    good god, "those monsters sucked and fucked" gets me every time. so pornographic. also the anger and disdain in the pronunciation of "fuck" is incredible.

     

    also, jesus christ people, get it together. this episode was incredible, scott is clearly trying to innovate instead of resting on his laurels, and you people bitching about a lack of suicide house need to get over yourselves. without new shit, we wouldn't have any characters at all! without innovation, we wouldn't have a time bobby 1, much less a time bobby 2! i love brett gelman and i'd love to see him on the pcast sometime soon, but i think characters being phased out is not necessarily a bad thing! you can only get so much from the repetition of a formula (remember farts and pro 3? not a bad episode, in fact a good one, but not nearly as good as 1 or 2!)

     

    as a sidenote, i love how much effort steven yeun is putting in and how much it's paying off. he was amazing in this ep (and also in filthy sexy teen$). he's acclimating very well to this admittedly surreal and insular atmosphere. props.

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  21. Posted

    Dogs have intelligence on par with 2-3 year old children, children at this age are controlled by impulses, unimpeded by cultural taboos. Like the dog, they don't have constructs of shame or high levels of cognition. Would it be okay to have sex with a child or any being simply because it doesn't have developed ego/superegos? You would say no because although children are primarily focused on receiving pleasure (being held by parents and other instant gratification), some pleasures are potentially traumatizing.

     

    But the difference is that the dogs' development stops there. They'll NEVER develop "ego/superegos". They'll NEVER be able to understand the stuff you're presenting. They won't grow up and be traumatized by their experiences because they're not going to grow up. However, dogs' sex organs are as developed as a grown human's, so their experience is completely different; they can't understand sex, much less anything else, on a human level, but they desire it all the same. The peanut butter blowjob thing, as I see it, goes two ways: either the dog gets what it's doing and is fine with it, or the dog doesn't get what it's doing, and it NEVER WILL, so who cares? If the dog sees it as simply licking peanut butter, and will never see it any other way, then what's the problem?

  23. Posted

    Lauren's reactions to everyone nonchalantly talking about fucking dogs are incredible. Especially when John reveals the contents of the video. Holy shit, I was dying. Also, Brandon in the background asking where the video "can be found"... Incredible. Paul and Brandon's funny crosstalk and shit during the debate was amazing, since neither of them really had a dog in the fight (I felt that Matt wanted to moderate and Lauren immediately became too disgusted by the whole ordeal to be neutral enough to make the kinds of jokes Paul and Brandon were making). On top of all that, incredible improv; Lauren's one-liner work was beautiful (her lightning-fast response to Matt about her husband thinking her mouth was her vagina had me dying along with Brandon and John). A+ episode. Brandon needs to come back ASAP.

     

    Also, pertinent: http://www.psycholog...ally-experience

     

    Also also: Can you guys include the links to the YouTube videos you watch? I'd love to see a man sexually arousing himself using ice cream. That's what that was, right?

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