Asteck

I'm honestly having a hard time telling from your post - This is a joke right?

Ross, you told People magazine that Gwyneth Paltrow once "pointed at my tummy and said, 'What's going on here?" What was going on there? What are you keeping in there that would so confuse such a respectable woman and mother? When you do Undercover Ross do you feel bad that you're lying to people who are less fortunate than you for money? How often do you cry and how much is too much?

Whoever the guitar guy is looks like a weird inflatable clown punching bag.

Post your 6 player team following these rules: First come first serve and you can't have a team that is identical to another player's. Select a team of 6 players out of the pool of 26. The teams must be composed of at least 3 men and 3 women and none of them can be exes (partners). If you choose Jordan you can't choose Sarah. Cast List Also please come up with a team name. I'll make a Leaders Board once everybody who wants to play has joined. Point System Points work as follows – They are subject to change based on twists and the host’s discretion. Category: Emotional/Verbal/Violence Crying: 5 points Verbal Fighting: 5 points Verbal Fighting with ex: 10 points Being restrained or lectured by security, contestant, production: 10 points Physical Fighting: 25 points added Physical Fighting resulting in exit of the game: -25 points Category: Romantic/Sexual Hook-Up: 5 points Sex or Coitus: 10 points Nudity: 10 points Hook-Up or sex with ex: 25 points Category: Challenge Related Power Couple: 20 points "You Killed it" by TJ: 5 points First place in daily challenge 10 points Last Place in daily challenge: -5 points Quits in daily challenge: -10 points [includes TJ expressing verbal disappointment] Blindside/Backstab a contestant: 10 points Nominated: 10 points Winning a dome: 15 points Winning an exile: 5 points Exile returnees: 10 points Eliminated: -30 points [after officially losing an exile] Voluntary Elimination: -45 points Final Challenge: 30, 15, 5 points in the order they finish Bonus: Rare doings Usage of popular challenge lingo or phrase: 2 points for every saying from person who said it as well as the person it was directed to[i.e. "Earn your stripes", "Rookie Mistake", "Trim the fat", etc.] Camila Rule: 30 points [i.e. Camila-esque meltdown over ex Johnny] Jasmine Rule: 30 points [i.e. outlash on partner Tyrie] added Vomiting: -3 points Being kicked out of bar or club: -10 points Social Media Responsible for a Hashtag or Trend: 5 points Twitter beef: 3 points Leaderboard

Yesss in the ten years I've been posting on these forums I think this is the first mention I've gotten in a Veebs story. Just waiting on that pro-version, then I can fulfill the "Asteck was here" message I carved into the last RSS thread and kick the stool away. Great show Neil Casey is a gem. Keep up the good great work

Whoa for a second I thought you were referring to your own posts and i was like this guy is brave but MESSED. UP.

I'm worried that Hayes may have gotten a little Chansonitis after the conversation they had last week. He really one-eightied his stance on women's rights in this episode. My records indicate that I also haven't received the pro-version, please remit the pro-version at your earliest convenience. Thanks and best regards, Asteck

Haha what a loser! I hope we find out who they are and beat them up

Great show! Thanks for doing a charity episode so close to the tax deadline. I hope turning in all of the old scoops to those in need (the listeners) nets you guys a tasty write-off. Sillylillyquee, is the a in your drawing my avatar? If so, thank you and welcome to forums. If not, I'm going to continue assuming it is and you are still welcome in the forums. You were great at the end of the episode and were actually a bit of a palette cleanser for some of the less, um, savory callers.

Miss Hawn, did changing your first name to the more "hollywood friendly" Goldberg help your career as much as you believed it would? Why did you decide to shorten it to Goldie? In Death Becomes Her, which her does the title refer to? There are two of you so shouldn't it be Death Becomes HERS?

Week 11 Team Scores Finale Scores There were a lot of vomit negs, I tried to tally them accurately... And the final score The winner is AGATA! That got pretty close at the end with only 26 points separating 1st and 2nd. Good season everybody, but especially me for keeping score. I'll give some more stats(highest/lowest scorers, etc.) when I'm done drinking away this pitiful 3rd place finish.

I saw PFT while I was waiting for jury duty once. He was repeatedly refreshing twitter on an ipad with a cracked screen and seemed really T.O'd so I left him alone. Great ep in HALlelujah kind of way. A real celebraSEAN. That's a good way to be funny btw, putting somebody's name into a word. Sorry hayes, I've got nothing for ya. You pack your stuff and head back to camp. One note though, Milo was the kitten who was tossed off the cliff, not the pug who died from other abuses. Nice refs, but if you're gonna use'm, use'm right. Tighten up that game guys.

I don't know why but I randomly thought of this time when I had to replace the one of my brake lights. Because of the way the car's made, you can't just replace the light, you have to take off the entire casing around it to get to the bulb. I called and was quoted like $50 to take it to a service center and was like fuck that it's a $2 bulb, I'll do it myself. So I started going through auto forums looking for ways to remove the casing without damaging it and without needing the special tool they use at the service center. I eventually found the steps I was looking for, but only after sifting through all of this crazy drama where people were saying how the auto forums weren't what they used to be, some were making really dramatic exits, there was all this in-fighting, and I was like what is with these people? Wasn't the whole point of that space of the internet to talk about cars and show off rims and post pics of your engine and shit? I guess I get it though, a lot of people really care about their cars. Anyways, don't know what made me think of that lol im gonna check my engine maybe it's a sign!!

Yes Sarah with the only blindside of the season!! I'm gonna quote Johnny B to sum up my feelings for this episode and say "on a level of 1 to insane, this is uh, a 12." Unless Johnny gets a ton of behavior points in the finale, I think Agata has this season in bag. Even so, I'm excited!

Don't forget that Nia also offered to suck the skin off of Jordan's dick. Man I've been waiting all season for this freak out. Next ep is going to be so good. EDIT: I got so excited about the freak out that I forgot to give Nia and Leroy their Nominated points. Sorry! Here are the updated scores.

I kind of feel like the most shocking part of this whole thing is that it only takes $60 to make Sean and Hayes talk about you. One time I spent like 20 bucks just to see how many songs about tips a Cold Stone Creamery had.

Daaanng this is getting close. I think the only shot I have at winning this now is if Wes and Teresa get eliminated next episode. Also it would be fucking great if Jay and Jenna win and none of us get those points.

I hope one of Harris' funny friends writes a joke/Harris version of the thing Billy Crystal wrote about Robin Williams in Heaven and it ends with: Harris turns to the door and exits. Creeeeaaaaak... SLAM.

I'm still doing badly but at least it's not Chanson badly

Last night was really fun! Getting to talk Vanderpump with Sean was a definite highlight. Everybody was very funny and smart and nice. Hayes didn't buy me a drink, but engineer Sam did and it turns out that he's also a very cool person in real life. Can I ask a question? Why the heck do they park so far away from the Urth Caffe? They spend half of every figgen episode walking from their car to sit down.

Killer popcorn gallery questions guys. I can't wait to ask one of tonight's guests why he's named DC Pierson when imdb says he was in Captain America which is a Marvel movie.

Sorry I've been rill busy guys. I updated the leaderboard. Here are the team scores! Next week's gonna be cray cuz it'll be the first time we're hit with elimination negs. I'm guaranteed to get hit so that really sucks. I meant to post this too:

Yeah that's a good idea. I think there'll be shows going on in the lounge but we could meet up in the cafe area.

I'm busy until 9:30ish, but I'll see if you guys are still going afterward. Thanks for the invite last week! I went to the live i4h last week and yes the theater is very nice. If you say something about the acoustics being weird you'll seem in the know. The only benefit of watching i4h as opposed to just listening is that Thomas sits at a tiny table on the side of the stage for the whole show.

I'm going too! Sorry I forgot to Hollerwood at you. If you guys want to meet up before, I'll be free at 6:30 at the Sunset theater. One time I was going to buy a candle for somebody as a gift and was informed that Yankee Candles are too mainstream candles, so do yourself a favor and look into more alternative candles. Edit: I look forward to meeting everybody!