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Hey Sean and Hayes I want you to be popular so fyi to be a popular podcast you or a guest have to reference C.H.U.D. every 3 or 4 episodes. Then after you make the reference (and get a laugh) somebody else will say what acronym stands for (which will get a bigger laugh). After that you can sing and put CHUD into songs for as long as you want bc singing is the new jokes. Here's an example of how it's usually used. I was looking for my keys and- Do you think a C.H.U.D. took them? [laughter] You mean a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller? [more laughter] I don't know, but *singing* I ain't afraid of no CHUD. Who you gonna call? CHUD busters. Take me CHUD tonight. I don't wanna let you CHUD til you see the light? [long, satisfied laughter, followed by talking about how fun it was to sing that]

Team Scores: I'm watching the aftershow right now, I'll iterate on it when I'm done.

Hey bets, big fan. Was there any pressure to work in your family mall food-court pizza franchise, or were your parents supportive of your acting goals? When you were on animal practice what was it like getting to work with a real life monkey, Justin Kirk?

I'd just moved down south and was at a show at the ucb. I wasn't really familiar with any of the performers, but I remember almost every scene from this show pretty clearly because it was one of my first whoa this improv is pretty neat moments. In the first beat of one scene Amanda Sitko initiated to Allan McCloud as his student asking if she could get a better grade and put her hand on his leg. He looked worried and said "Oh. Amanda, if you're going to do that..." and then there was a reeeallly long moment of silence before he finished with "...put it on my dick." And then she got really uncomfortable because he kept insisting. Anyways, the second beat was a person asking a priest for forgiveness and when it got to the hj part the guys all jumped out being super happy to give fake bjs and it heightened from a priest to the pope to crucified jesus getting blown and then one of them climbed up back wall as God and called out "Save some for me son!" and that was so funny that I went home and looked up who that person was (sean obv). Anyways a while later I was not feeling CBB as much as I had and was plumbing through the earwolf presents section looking for something new and saw that Sean had a podcast, but it was about reality shows, which didn't sound funny and also I couldn't find anything online about the other host. I listened to it anyways and was an instant superfan of the show and Hayes, so much so that I wrote a long post about how much I liked the show. And now here I am trying to waste less time online but I keep coming back cuz I can't quit you boards!

Oh don't get me wrong, I don't think expect Adam and Brittany to win or think they're a good team. I was hoping for Britttany to give a repeat of Anastasia's performance last year and get some sweet hook-up/freak out points. They're paying off now, but as soon as they end up in the dome against a real team they're definitely going home. Until that happens, I'll be riding this darkhorse for all the points she's got.

Yeah this episode was really good! From Jemmye honking Leroy's dong multiple times in a van full of people to Jonna's spite-hookup with Jay and then having Zach totally trash her in front of everybody. I felt bad for her but man that's good tv. Yo Joe, it's really not much work now that it's set up. There's a main spreadsheet that I just update it as I'm watching and everything gets sorted into categories and teams. It would be really easy to turn into an Amazing Race or Survivor League too, if there was an all-star season or something.

I updated the leaderboard. This is the second week in a row the Brittany bet has paid off. Also two teams got the "You killed it" award this week. To give you guys a better idea of how your teams are doing I'm gonna start posting the breakdowns of who scored and in which categories. I can do this for the last three weeks too if you'd like. Teams Categories PS: I posted that clip of TJ in the trivia challenge because it's him at this best. Really, really making the contestants look dumb. I love teej and you can tell he really cares about the show and getting the contestants to give it their all, which is also what makes Probst a good host. I stand by the frankenstein statement though.

Finally an episode to end the awful gender discussions that have tarnished this forum's reputation for too long. For all the Chansons of the world coming here to stir up a ruckus, here's what you can do I don't mean to steal your gif thunder joe.

Yeah TJ was in a pretty bad accident and now he's mostly frankenstein. If you want to see him just loving making fun of contestants for giving wrong answers to questions he had trouble reading, you should watch the trivia challenge from last year. He almost rolls onto his back holding his belly in laughter when Aneesa is eliminated.

Ahh your meet up looked great! One question: afterward did you replay everything you said and fret over whether you came off as a huge weirdo? That's what I did... Guys! I saw Corey Feldman at starbucks today. He looked like the vampire version of himself from Bordello of Blood, but thinner and wearing more Chris Angel attire. I thought about telling him how much I loved Goonies, but he was burying his face behind this giant phone. Then I remembered how terrible he seemed on that reality show, so I thought about telling him how much I liked License to Drive (as a goof). Then I realized that he hadn't said anything the entire time he'd had the phone up to his face and that there probably wasn't anybody on the other line. Then I thought about him believing that unless he appeared totally busy and occupied everybody in the place would want to hassled him, so I just took my coffee and left. def some life changing stuff.

On her season of the Real World part of her story line was that she'd only been with black dudes and Knight was going to be the first white guy she'd had sex with. Here is a totally true story. I was trying to drive out of this tiny Starbucks parking lot and some car was going the wrong direction and they holding up a ton of cars. It took forever to get out because every car had to squeeze past this one stupid car blocking everybody. So I finally get up to pass the car and it's fucking Jemmye looking SUPER pissed at everybody as if they were blocking her! Like doing that hands up, shaking her head "what's wrong with you" look. It was pretty great.

Leaderboard is updated. My bet on Brittany paid off! She was nominated, won in the dome AND hooked up with her ex, giving her a score of 50, which was second only to her partner Adam who got a 5 point bump after receiving the "You killed it" from TJ of the season. The 3rd and 4th highest scorers were Sarah and Jordan for the challenge win. There were some fighting and crying points among other players as well. I tried to attach the spreadsheet I use to keep track of points to the first post, but it said I didn't have permission to upload that kind of file, so if you want to see it to make sure you agree with the scores, let me know and I'll send it to you. I don't even want to talk about the beginning of this episode :(

When Sean asked what the food was like in Milan I couldn't tell if he was making fun of us for being lazy and going to a guest's IMDB trivia page to learn about them, or if he also only put in that much effort. Jes was a very good guest and this was a good episode.

Jes, you have a degree in Business and seem to be doing well in show business, but you haven't been in many comedies so why did you fail all of your funny business classes?

Sorry dude, you got in after I'd already made the leaderboard and scored the first episode. I really wish I'd put either Theresa or Wes on my team. I was banking on Brittany succumbing to the strain of being a newbie and fighting, but nobody's really hazing them. They also seem pretty nice and normal, so things aren't looking good for the rest of the season. Nia's also not acting nearly as crazy as I was hoping she would. Oh well, it's only the second episode, shit usually gets cray the longer they've been in the house.

I think your gif is saying that all of Valerie's compliments are very funny jokes.

I updated the first post with the new leaderboard. The biggest scorer this week was Nany, who won the challenge, got into a verbal fight and cried. There were two iffy hook-ups between Zach and Jenna and Jonna and Jay, but they looked like they stopped at single kisses, so I'm not counting them. The worst scorer was Jenna with -3 for throwing up during the challenge. This episode was sadder than the last one. Poor Diem Sorry Proposition Phil, you got in a little too late. But you can join next season!

That was super fun! It was my first hangout so I had no concept of how I should be talking, hopefully I wasn't too loud. My take aways were: I don't feel like I got the full Greggy experience, Joe lived up to the title of handsome boy, BRRII has a cool voice, Andy nailed Tim with a major zinger, thankful there are some LOST nuts on these forums, everybody was nice and funny and great, I'm glad I got to show off my cat. Edit: I wish I could have heard MBOP better too :wub: Neither! Although she did have infections in both eyes when we got her (she also weighed less than a pound) and continues to have high pressure in her eyes which probably gives her headaches

I have class until 6:30 tuesday but I'll see if I can jump on after. I want to do things tooo

I updated the first post with the Leaderboard. I really regret picking Brittany now. I also felt genuinely bad for Dustin who literally says "Making friends is my mission" at the beginning of the episode I can probably make a link to how I got to those scores for everybody if you're interested. Aside from the mention of a twitter beef between Dustin and Jessica at the beginning it was all just verbal fights with Exes and Challenge win/lose points.

Sweet! I'm gonna assume Brgrho is out and score the episode. I made spreadsheet to keep track of all of this and I swear I'm going to have so much Challenge data by the end of this that I'll be able to write a freakonomics article on it.

Tuesdays!

I added some more challenge related points to the first post. I'll wait for Freja and (maybe) brgho to choose teams and if anybody wants to switch up their line up before I score the first episode. I haven't watched it yet and will just assume that nobody's cheating. Because why would you??? We're playing for nothing! (except to not make friends) You could probably choose randomly and do fine, since the points reward behavior as much as skill, but I think having any guy (or an ex of that guy) whose name starts with a J on your team will help. Just go with your gut!

I was just planning on copying the rules from the league that I linked to in the other thread which are below, I'll add this to the first post. I'm down to adjust them too! Like if anybody makes a reference to Wes' companies, there could be points. A voluntary elimination should definitely be included. Sorry if you didn't see these when you made your teams. Feel free to switch them up if don't think they're ideal now that you know the rules! Point System Points work as follows – They are subject to change based on twists and the host’s discretion. Category: Emotional/Verbal/Violence Crying: 5 points Verbal Fighting: 5 points Verbal Fighting with ex: 10 points Being restrained or lectured by security, contestant, production: 10 points Physical Fighting: 25 points added Physical Fighting resulting in exit of the game: -25 points Category: Romantic/Sexual Hook-Up: 5 points Sex or Coitus: 10 points Nudity: 10 points Hook-Up or sex with ex: 25 points Category: Challenge Related Power Couple: 20 points "You Killed it" by TJ: 5 points Last Place in daily challenge: -5 points Quits in daily challenge: -10 points [includes TJ expressing verbal disappointment] Blindside/Backstab a contestant: 10 points Nominated: 10 points Winning a dome: 15 points Winning an exile: 5 points Exile returnees: 10 points Eliminated: -30 points [after officially losing an ex-hile] Bonus: Rare doings Usage of popular challenge lingo or phrase: 2 points for every saying from person who said it as well as the person it was directed to[i.e. "Earn your stripes", "Rookie Mistake", "Trim the fat", etc.] Camila Rule: 30 points [i.e. Camila-esque meltdown over ex Johnny] Jasmine Rule: 30 points [i.e. outlash on partner Tyrie] added Vomiting: -3 points Being kicked out of bar or club: -10 points Social Media Responsible for a Hashtag or Trend: 5 points Twitter beef: 3 points

I'm going with: Jordan Johnny (bananas) Zach Averey Nia Brittany (wildcard)