Jordan Roberts

I've heard homophobia blend seamlessly into homo-erotica on sports talk radio and I will not tolerate intolerance...but I will eroticate erotica.

By Jordan Roberts, May 18, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Sometimes you have to ask yourself, "Have I yanked enough nose hairs out today?"

By Jordan Roberts, May 18, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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We have a helluva show for you today so you can put that in your pipe and take it to the bank while the iron's hot.

By Jordan Roberts, May 18, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Ask me how I vote and I'll proudly tell you, it's Reginald I elect.

By Jordan Roberts, April 21, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There's a rustle in your head bro.

By Jordan Roberts, April 21, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey it's a silly rule that I follow, I'm not judging you, I just don't like to wear shorts after dark.

By Jordan Roberts, April 21, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

When that drink tastes like basement bringing on a liver quiver, sometimes it's best to cuddle through the pain.

By Jordan Roberts, April 21, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Everybody knows that pizza tastes better pantsless.

By Jordan Roberts, April 21, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It's hard to float while you motorboat.

By Jordan Roberts, August 15, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Tastes like basement.

By Jordan Roberts, August 3, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions