Jordan Roberts
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Sometimes you have to ask yourself, "Have I yanked enough nose hairs out today?"
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We have a helluva show for you today so you can put that in your pipe and take it to the bank while the iron's hot.
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Ask me how I vote and I'll proudly tell you, it's Reginald I elect.
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There's a rustle in your head bro.
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Hey it's a silly rule that I follow, I'm not judging you, I just don't like to wear shorts after dark.
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When that drink tastes like basement bringing on a liver quiver, sometimes it's best to cuddle through the pain.
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Everybody knows that pizza tastes better pantsless.
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It's hard to float while you motorboat.
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Tastes like basement.
I've heard homophobia blend seamlessly into homo-erotica on sports talk radio and I will not tolerate intolerance...but I will eroticate erotica.
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I've heard homophobia blend seamlessly into homo-erotica on sports talk radio and I will not tolerate intolerance...but I will eroticate erotica.