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    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    Can't we all just get along?
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    Best HH clips?

    asking me to pick the best HH clip is like asking me to pick my favorite child. Very easy. The youngest cutest one and Teen Pope 2.
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    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

    my life has literally been consumed with the idea of tucking Hayes in like a little burrito ever since this episode aired. Do podcasts air? I mean I heard it over the air but it wasn't live. Did I hear it over the air? I downloaded it and played it from my phone over the bluetooth in my car so it traveled through the air. My head hurts. Going back to 100% Hayes burrito thoughts. This is nice.
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    EPISODE 119 — Friends, Our Close Friends

  5. Get those round pencils right the fuck outta here. Just the idea of a rounded pencil makes me uneasy. How am I supposed to make Stussy S's all through class if the pencil keeps slipping out of my hands?
  6. Does anyone else read it as GET HARD to themselves?
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    Episode 117 - Devin Field, Our Pet Project

    I mean, I wanna know what happened.
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    Episode 117 - Devin Field, Our Pet Project

    Finally finished the podcasts, Bishes!!!!! I regret to inform you that I did not listen to it outside unless my car counts as outside which I think it should because I wasn't sitting in my parents basement listening to the pod on an old dell like the rest of you bishes!!!
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    Episode 117 - Devin Field, Our Pet Project

    I can't think of anything funny to say but I never let that stop me from posting before!
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    Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends

    You want drawings? This cost me $15 and 2 cartons of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream to my daughter!
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    Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends

    Did Hayes and Sean enter into some kind of LadyHawke situation where neither one of them is human at the same time so they can't make pods together anymore?
  12. Ask him out! What is the worst thing that can happen? If he is a real big jerko about it than you probably didn't want to date him anyways! If he says no but is like really cool and chill about it then you can MOVE ON with your life. If he says yes than you can book 2 first class tickets to Pound Town because if I know one thing I know that girls who are into hipster comedy put out like crazy! Live it up, baby!
  13. I was just doing a bit, bro! I don't care what coffee you drink! I was just spending way too much money on those K Cups so I had switched to one of those reusable pods which are like basically as much of a pain as brewing a whole pot if you need to make multiple cups so I went back to a traditional coffee maker!!!!!
  14. I can't abide a keurig for a family, I just can't. Shaking my damn head. With all the stress of family life don't you deserve a nice cup of coffee? When I was first divorced and facing the sad reality that I was now the only person in the household drinking coffee I made the decision that a Keurig made good economical sense. Surely having a single pod before I went to work would be easier than dealing with brewing a partial pot or even worse WASTING coffee. Let me tell you what, Steve. I suffered through every cup. I had spent like $100 on that thing and I tried to convince myself that it was good. My life wasn't sad. Well let me tell you another thing, Steve. I have a really nice Mr. Coffee and also a Bodum pour over and I grind my own beans from time to time and LIFE IS GOOD. I have another adult in this house who is helping me drink this coffee and it is honestly HEAVEN ON EARTH. OH SHIT STEVE DID YOUR WIFE LEAVE YOU?
  15. The Bachelor was so off the chain you guys. Every time I watch it I am like ashamed as a woman and for all womankind really and swear I will never watch it again. How did we sink so low? I mean these are women who are EASILY the hottest woman at least 90% of the parties they go to and they are clawing each other's eyes out over a SOFTWARE SALESMAN who sometimes looks kind hot but mostly looks like an overgrown Peter Brady.I had totally resolved myself that this was FOR SURE the last ep I would ever watch when DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL WITH THE BLACK EYE? sigh.
  16. Did his girlfriend make an appearance? What about her hairbursh? Oh man, I can't wait to listen!
  17. This isn't that kind of show!!!!
  18. what a crazy twist that this thread ended up being about another missing episode as well.
  19. Nobody better text me! I love not having friends.
  20. Uh, all I know is that they sell several different shrimp bags and some have more smaller shrimp and some have fewer larger shrimp and I like to get the ones that have the bigger shrimp because it is for cocktail.
  21. you actually are the only one not invited. sorry.
  22. Anyone wanna come over for my NYE party? We have two kinds of Doritos and a bag of shrimp.