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    DALTON: I'll tell you right now - I shouldn't mention this because I'm trying to be a respectable author - but I do have some girls out on a boat.

     

    (shock)

     

    SHUNT:...now is this...wait a minute...is this, uh...you keep em there as, uh....is this trafficking?

     

    DALTON: Ohhhhhhhhh - listen: they are out on international waters where it's my understanding that nobody has jurisdiction and you can do whatever you want and the draw of it is you do whatever you want.

     

    SHUNT: Well you answered my second question then.

     

     

    Can't believe that was just off-handedly sprinkled in at the end like nothing. Something tells me every character on this podcast is going to have some doings out on international waters...

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    Apologies in advance for so many picks but this is what happens when you ask for the best of the best podcast in the universe.

     

    Episode 10 (43:20) - Brothel scene with Karate Joe

    Episode 14 (38:14) - The Terminator and time traveling kids

    Episode 30 (49:55) - Catchment-making class

    Episode 40 (25:01) - The pussy mines

    Episode 40 (36:01) - Over hard eggs

    Episode 43 (14:36) - Face Ruboff/Satanist Scene

    Episode 51 (1:13:45) - Hair industry standup/M.C.

    Episode 51 (1:28:34) - Dirty News Anchor with Retarded Dan and Hemingway's Ghost

    Episode 65 (18:46) - Flat tire and the "fucking valet"

    Episode 65 (32:40) - Annoying lady attends "Thurgood Marshall's March"

    Episode 67 (30:10) - Eric the Paid Intern's bad date and the Big Brother Program scene

    Episode 67 (56:07) - Fish hook right outta Vegas

    Episode 72 (16:26) - Blockbuster - basketball rape - blue cash scene

    Episode 75 (35:53) - Albino hunting agency

    Episode 75 (52:32) - Chik-fil-a scatting

    Episode 77 (56:29) - French teacher at a party [also if there's any way to do any of the Zach Woods playing himself scenes or some montage of all those scenes together - golden]

    Episode 82 (16:38) - Apocalypse crushes

    Episode 82 (38:11) - Gamer is introduced to the future

    Episode 85 (33:30) - Unusual barbecue Thanksgiving

    Episode 92.5 - Breakfast vouchers

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    Lasers. Telecom Companies. Tim Curry. Albino gorillas. Stephen Hawking gorillas. Sesame cake. Hippo attacks. MORE LASERS!!!

     

    Seriously, I think this would be a perfect HDTGM choice. There's enough "next level bonkers" nonsense going on for the team to do a 4 hour episode on this.

     

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    Are we allowed to suggest scenes from episodes before the last "best of"? I'll just split this into pre-best of vol. 1 and post-best of vol. 1

     

    Best Since last Best-Of:

    Episode 49 - Seinfeld Scene

    Episode 51 - Hair Club Standup Scene, Edgar Allan Poe Scene, Dirty News Anchor with Retarded Dan/Hemingway ghost

    Episode 54 - Why/Why Not Gameshow, Russian Government, Political Ad

     

    Best That Should've Been on Last Best Of:

    Episode 10 - Brothel Scene with Karate Joe

    Episode 14 - Terminator Scene

    Episode 30 - Catchment Scene

    Episode 36 - Prank Scene

    Episode 40 - Pussy Mines Scene, Over Hard Diner Scene

    Episode 42 - ANYTHING from this, besides the vegetarian scene which was already on the last best of

    Episode 43 - Crap On youTube - Face Ruboff/Satanist Scene

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