Local Cabal

Please don't cancel me

By Local Cabal, March 6, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Short Closing Plugs Bag theme 2021

By Local Cabal, March 6, 2021 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

How much Weinberg did the E-street band need anyway?

By Local Cabal, January 5, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Is there a cure for Cat Scratch Fever?

By Local Cabal, December 16, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

OWWW OWWW, BROWN COW. Get off my foot!

By Local Cabal, December 8, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just a fucking nerd?

By Local Cabal, November 25, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I used "duck duck go" to find "Goose, Stop & Stop", the expert sexual harassment law firm.

By Local Cabal, November 24, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I would do anything for love, but I won't do... well actually ok I'll take my socks off this once.

By Local Cabal, November 23, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The reason

By Local Cabal, March 23, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Now boarding..

By Local Cabal, March 23, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"The key to a happy marriage is never go to sleep angry" said some fucking idiot.

By Local Cabal, October 1, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

call me by my name and don't touch me

By Local Cabal, April 23, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If god is 3 people, I'M 3 people. eff that.

By Local Cabal, April 23, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A.I.? More like A.. AY YI YI!

By Local Cabal, January 4, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If Keith needs relief, the options are beef, queef, or reef, Chief.

By Local Cabal, August 30, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• beef
• queef
• (and 1 more)

  Tagged with:

  • beef
  • queef
  • reef

Hear my plugs

By Local Cabal, July 9, 2017 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

• plugs

"June Gloom?" asked Rachel Bloom. "Nope. June Poontang, Man" said the Wu Tang Clan.

By Local Cabal, May 22, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• june
• bloom
• (and 2 more)

  Tagged with:

  • june
  • bloom
  • gloom
  • wu tang

Trust the process, ditch the bra sis

By Local Cabal, February 3, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Duck duck goose, punch punch kick, hand hand knife, swipe swipe duck

By Local Cabal, January 5, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• goose duck

Make Vacation Great Again, a new movie about a family vacationing in Mexico but get stuck when walll is built starring Thandie Newton and Ice Cube

By Local Cabal, December 4, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hear My Plugs

By Local Cabal, July 13, 2016 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

• plugs theme

Curiosity killed the cat napper, the dog dozer AND the snake snoozer. Curiosity MUST BE STOPPED!

By Local Cabal, May 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

OUCH!!! My nuts my balls my nuts my balls!!! The pain the pain!!! God this is hilarious.

By Local Cabal, May 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

69 is always hindsight

By Local Cabal, May 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Oakland California, the City of Liars. Everyone... SHUT UP! DO I CUT THE RED OR THE BLUE WIRE?!!!

By Local Cabal, May 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions