Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang everybody. That, of course, was the Comedy Bang Bang theme song performed by, Big friend of the show, maybe BFF of the show: Mr. Reggie Watts. Always great to have you here Reggie, uhhhh, but -- maybe its just me, but you sounded a little... pitchy? Are you sick or something? Wait, No, Reggie! Dont Leave, I didn't -- Awwww, Reggie, Come on. Well Reggie left before I could even get to todays Catchphrase, So I guess we're not having one today. Sorry Everybody. No Catchphrase today.
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