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Can’t read my, can’t read my, no you can’t read my Topher Grace.

If you're just tuning in, that would be appropriate. - Jordan Chulski

I considered attempting wit until I realized that absurdism always wins here. Malcolm d'Broccoli's Bling Bling: an exposition of one nobleman's appetite for extravagance.

"Malcolm to Broccoli Bling Bling! I'm your ghost, Scott Aukerman." The catchphrase is just near-rhymes to Scott's common welcome. I was stunned by its apparent success, which it probably didn't deserve. Regardless, I'm especially gratified by PFT's reaction.

I browse forums on an empty stomach. (Jordan Chulski)

I acknowledge my presence. (Jordan Chulski)

Warning: mayonnaise will expire before mustard. (Jordan Chulski)

This is Comedy Bang Bang, formerly known as Comedy Death Ray, where we explore the violence of comedy.

Malcolm to Broccoli Bling Bling. I'm your ghost, Scott Aukerman. (Jordan Chulski)

If you're just tuning in, that would be appropriate. (Jordan Chulski)

Scott Aukerman, I'm welcome to the show!