Can’t read my, can’t read my, no you can’t read my Topher Grace.

[Can’t read my, can’t read my, no you can’t read my Topher Grace.]

Can’t read my, can’t read my,  no you can’t read my Topher Grace.

[If you're just tuning in, that would be appropriate.]

If you're just tuning in, that would be appropriate.

 

- Jordan Chulski

[Episode 186 — New York Mainstays]

 

 

 

The reaction to the catchphrase had me in tears, but the flat-out stupidity of the catchphrase itself didn't hurt. Though, I can't help but hear it as some ridiculous hoity-toity name...

 

Malcolm d'Broccoli Bling Bling, serving the good people of Devonshire at the pleasure of His Royal Majesty.

 

I considered attempting wit until I realized that absurdism always wins here.

 

Malcolm d'Broccoli's Bling Bling: an exposition of one nobleman's appetite for extravagance.

[Episode 186 — New York Mainstays]

Aww I really like Jake.

Can anyone explain the catchphrase, by the way?

 

"Malcolm to Broccoli Bling Bling! I'm your ghost, Scott Aukerman."

 

The catchphrase is just near-rhymes to Scott's common welcome. I was stunned by its apparent success, which it probably didn't deserve.

 

Regardless, I'm especially gratified by PFT's reaction.

 

[I browse forums on an empty stomach.]

I browse forums on an empty stomach.

 

(Jordan Chulski)

[I acknowledge my presence.]

I acknowledge my presence.

 

(Jordan Chulski)

[Warning: mayonnaise will expire before mustard.]

Warning: mayonnaise will expire before mustard.

 

(Jordan Chulski)

[This is Comedy Bang Bang, formerly known as Comedy Death Ray, where we explore the violence of comedy.]

This is Comedy Bang Bang, formerly known as Comedy Death Ray, where we explore the violence of comedy.

[Malcolm to Broccoli Bling Bling. I'm your ghost, Scott Aukerman]

Malcolm to Broccoli Bling Bling. I'm your ghost, Scott Aukerman. (Jordan Chulski)

[If you're just tuning in, that would be appropriate.]

If you're just tuning in, that would be appropriate. (Jordan Chulski)

[Scott Aukerman, I'm welcome to the show!]

Scott Aukerman, I'm welcome to the show!