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    Lambada (1990)

    Here's a clip of Princess Nisa getting angry and dancing her ruffles off in The Forbidden Dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GjV5fn5iU8 Also just thought I'd mention The Forbidden Dance has a 3.3 on IMDB and Sid Haig (crazy clown from House of 1000 Corpses) plays a Brazilian shaman in it. If that doesn’t spell quality I don’t know what does. OH! and Lambada has Ozone from the Breakin' series. We're sitting on a goldmine!
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    Lambada (1990)

    This means they HAVE to do it now right?
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    Lambada (1990)

    I will not let this DIE! This would be the best live show EVAR!
  4. Oh my god I can't believe someone else has seen this bizarre turd. I found a homemade vhs tape of this in a free books box on the street. I figured with a title like that it be worth the watch... I was mistaken http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiwLGVNwhMw I don't think I even finished it. The cats meowing was kinda annoying.
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    Dreamcatcher (2003)

    I was searching for funny shots of Damian Lewis in Dreamcatcher and struck gold with this promotional still. I think this is from the car accident scene in the beginning. I hope this is a joke someone put together in photoshop because the fungus is framed ever so slightly to hide a potentially bloody anus and the tagline reads "Evil slips through" hahahahaha
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    Dreamcatcher (2003)

    This is one of my biggest guilty pleasures. YES I need to hear you guys take about Duddits and shit weasels and alien fungus all up in everyones shit..literally.
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    Lambada (1990)

    Yes the other one is equally ridiculous if not more over the top. Laura Herring (Rita in Mullholland Drive) plays a amazonian princess on a mission to raise awareness about some evil company trying to destroy her precious land. I am on a mission to watch it again but I'm afraid to watch it as an adult. I can't find any good clips online but here's the trailer Lambadas producers sued this movie and they had to change the name.( according to imdb trivia) It's also known as The Forbidden Dance is Lambada. Hell they could even do this movie. There's a lot of material between the two.
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    Masters of The Universe

    I loved this movie as a child. I am seriously afraid to watch it with my adult eyes.
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    Lambada (1990)

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099969/ The 1990 flick that came about during the lambada dance "craze" I watched it by mistake recently after mixing it up with another movie about lambada dancing that came out the same year called The Forbidden Dance. please please please check this crazy as shit movie out and do it on the show. Melora Hardin (Jan on The Office) plays a highschooler (questionably) who's hot for teacher. Teacher has an afterschool gig dancing it up at the local sleezy dance joint and tutoring at risk youth.. at the same time It cracks me up. I would love to hear Melora talk about this movie. you can watch it on Netflix and Amazon Instant. Edit: here's the trailer