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    Robot Jox (1989)

    In the future, all wars are replaced by awesome robot fights. Now, as the fate of Alaska hangs in the balance, everything rests on America's hero, Achilles, as he faces off against the undefeated Russian champ, Alexander. This is pure gold guys. Don't even get me started on the ridiculous caricatures of cultural stereotypes, the flying car controlled by an alarm-clock/radio, the aggro crag test chamber, or the gratuitous silent space sequence. The main character could even be Paul's clone brother! Just look at the eye spacing! Basically this is a perfect movie for HDTGM because it's laughably bad while trying so hard to be good. I'll just finish by leaving you with this. TWO THUMBS UP!!