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    Holy crap. I just saw this today, and it's one of the most inexplicable pieces of garbage I've ever seen. Quick Highlights: -The entire movie is narrated by cow constellation that sounds like Siri. Also, the constellation cow strikes the main character (7 years old at the time) with lightning, which gives him ~marketing superpowers~. -Max von Sydow wants to make fat sexy again. He also exits the movie by wearing a hoodie and getting struck by lightning. -The main character is able to see people's desires by slaughtering a red-highlighted cow. Oh yeah, people's desires look like bubble aliens that stick out of your neck. -HDTGM veteran Leelee Sobieski keeps her streak alive - she totally gets knocked on her ass by the main character. Guys. Seriously. This needs on the show before theater owners burn the reels. Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HInOg12jMiY
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