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    Episode 235 — Concert Buddies

    Lord Webber's Quantum of Solace song gave me serious Adam and Joe flashbacks. Such nostalgia.
  2. I was so ready for Scott to rap to us about our mobile service provider options when I heard that bed music. Other than that I was also cringing in anticipation for some Hutu-Tutsi talk. I am glad they did not veer down that path. The incest stuff covered that spectrum of horrible things I think. Lastly the descriptions of Wompler's pyramid shaped body + nipple-connecting pubic hair really drove home the visual for me more than previous episodes for some reason. It is now very vivid and clear and in my mind. What would I do without this podcast.
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    Episode 211 — April Fools!

    The word "Postice" is so appealing to me, I wish I still used dumb old post offices so I could tell all my friends about what I mailed at the postice today. Postice Postice Postice. If anyone has already bought postice.com I will buy it off of you for twice the amount you paid. Also don't name your band Postice cause I already did.
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    Episode 165 — Newborn Colts!

    Imagining Wie-Wie closing his eyes to ponder the totally rapid fire questions is a great visual. They sure do have a great chemistry, I wonder if Andy and Howard would ever collaborate, I think Dr. Rosen Rosen could come up with some good beats for Dragon Boy Suede. Elizabeth's men-these-days-are-pussies comment seemed weird coming from her, I wouldn't expect her to generalize like that, plus she does have access to a pretty cool guy that doesn't seem like a "puss" to me. Or maybe it was a joke that flew right over me.
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    Episode 18 — Finish The Fight!

    I enjoyed the briefly whispered lyrics to Whiplash.
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    Episode 204 — The Pepper Men

    It would have been great to have Huell Howser (crow-bot or otherwise) on this California-centric episode. Those Peppermen truly are an amazing part of California's Gold!
  7. I've pissed in too many toilets to be excited by this any more. Therefore, I am tendering my resignation. If you need me I'll be in the garage, experimenting.
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    Episode 200 — Halfway To China

    To commemorate Comedy Bang Bang's two hundredth episode, I would like to present a 7 minute edit(or Supercut if you're in the biz) of all the instances in which our host Scotch Drinkerman or his guests mention the popular character Borat's less popular catchphrase "My Wife!" I may have missed a few and I didn't listen to any of the only-for-purchase live episodes,sorry. I don't know if those are real and I may have imagined them. I really hope the person who requested this hears it.(I did not request it.) If you don't like it when they do this bit on the show then maybe this isn't for you. If you DO like it when they say "My Wife!" on the show and still don't like the Supercut, then I've failed and am worthy of ridicule. Enjoy it!
  9. I just really liked the idea of using sea star appendages for rating films, and would love to hear Wie-Wie(wee-wee?) use more nautical themes in his ratings. https://soundcloud.com/koijhjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk/howards-movie-corner
  10. https://soundcloud.c...everybody-wants It's a cover of Reggie Watts's song with Amy Poehler from the IFC CBB show so it's not stealing I swear. C'mon guys we've all done it.
  11. https://soundcloud.com/koijhjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk/plugs-for-all-ages considering I have no ears this is great I did a good job thanks everyone
  12. When I'm sixty four, Paul McCartney will be ninety two. When I'm ninety two how old will Paul McCartney be? How old am I? Where did my life go? Answer at the end the show.
  13. Hello, and welcome to the Big British Castle.
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    Episode 5 — Analyze Fish

    @ColinFraser The half-moustache is my favourite part. It's like a sharky Ed Gein.
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    Episode 155 — Small Town, Big Hijinks

    Fuxtrot is golden.Or is it Fuckstrot? The more X's the better! I am submitting my opinion that the track be named Fuxxxtrot. Andy could even birth a whole new sub-genre of dubstep called fuxstep, with potential tie-ins to the pornography industry. I see torrents of cash money in your future. If you build it, they will come. Just believe.
  16. And a canyon and a man can live in peace, and share this beautiful land!
  17. We will rise again my friend, once Joe realizes Ant Man is a fever dream and Buckles loses his internet connection. Just Coming!
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    Episode 153 — Overachieving!

    Nobody gives a shit but Radiohead are known to have eschewed heroin, or more specifically cocaine for polite games of bridge in the early days while on tour. Maybe she was making a joke that went way over my head. Also if you liked Stephanie, her episode on the J.V Club podcast is insightful and worth your time. Laimewad out.
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    I am the Table.

    Aaron's most recent submission made me think of this.
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    Episode 151 — Karma, Baby!

    I have a story similar to Elizabeth's. When I was around eight years old my friend(also male and 8) and I just decided one day that we had to "practice for sex". It was pretty much exactly as Elizabeth describes it, with the fake making-out and grinding on top of a bed.I think it differed from her experience in that I don't believe there was any deep or real sexuality involved,at least in my mind. We were fully clothed,making exaggerated moans and laughing hysterically,I don't think either of us knew what sex was. None of us turned out to be gay(to my knowledge), it seemed pretty harmless and juvenile. I guess the difference is she could sense a palpable sexual desire within her friend whereas we were just immature and acting out this vague notion of what a child thinks sexual intercourse is. I assume this is normal although it only happened once. Anyway, I always look forward to a new Totally Laime episode,itza goode podcaste. Keep doing it!
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    Episode 107 — Rock Your Brody

    Imaginative Howard. Positive Kulap. Powerful Brody. Wonderful podcast. Love the dinosaur love.
  22. I have contacted Nabisco.They said it was okay for you to use the proper Oreo product name. You just have to include this little bit at the end: "Since its 1912 introduction, Oreo has become the best selling sandwich cookie in the United States, through the 20th century and into the 21st." jk
  23. Ancient text has Jesus referring to "my wife" http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2012/09/18/jesus-wife-papyrus.html