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scratchbomb

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  1. .@BeTheBoy's tweet about "Bridges and Gaps" reminded me of this weird PSA production number http://t.co/wpgYmEEh

  2. .@jack_welch the job numbers are as real as all the people you laid off in the town where I grew up, dipshit

  3. .@justsheano just coined the term "dinero ex machina": when everything falls into place for you by virtue of class & culture

  4. .@realDonaldTrump do you have some sort of documentation to prove the @Yankees always win when you're at the game? ticket stubs? scorecards?

  5. .@scharpling doing Tony Danza talk on #BestShowWFMU means i have no choice but to post this http://t.co/UWvjkclF

  6. "...and sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful things I done..." http://t.co/WZJKTl6T

  7. "...and special guest judge, Bob Marley." "I didn't care for the chipotle duck en croute, mon"

  8. "and what's the deal with recess? ladies, back me up on this" https://t.co/8ZlGgSk0

  9. "Atlas Shrugged: Part 2 tickets on sale now!" You know me better than I know myself, Fandango

  10. "Have I hurt you?" "No, don't be silly, I was ACTING!" "GENIUS!" http://t.co/Jq7JtdvO

  11. "I'm gonna swap out the 9/11 and Michael Jackson jokes at the top of my set with this killer new Elmo material!"

  12. "I'm just a sideline reporter, I'm really only qualified to relay answers to questions I asked prior to the game. So, um..."

  13. "Itt is what Itt is." - unapologetic Addams Family cousin

  14. "Punk Robot Girl" by the kid. No, I have no idea what this means, either. http://t.co/pHhTwkSSGt

  15. "Regional bread stuffings." There's a meme in here somewhere. http://t.co/fXpgR62n

  16. "Sound like a pro! A real professional T-Pain!" http://t.co/sCWAPHTg

  17. "Step to becoming a writer number 1: Knowing when to use 'An'" http://t.co/pSfF86hX

  18. "THE MONSTER IS OUT OF THE CAGE, LET'S GO." https://t.co/zGcmD7cm

  19. "The part of David Eckstein at this performance will be played by Pete Kozma"

  20. "TV's fastest growing show!" Yeah, we just can't keep Person of Interest in shoes!

  21. "What a fraud, dying in a parking lot. No class." - Trump's take on Richard III

  22. "You must, from time to time, tell 'em what it's all about..." http://t.co/BzDwzuuh

  23. $50M woulda been some expensive deck chairs on the Titanic #Bourn #Mets

  24. A desk calendar where every page tells you what Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs were doing 10 years today

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