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The Comedy Central Roast of the Editorial Staff of The New York Review of Books

I dont care who I offend by saying this, but that wasn't a very good call by the umpires

HS kids with feet draped over several bus seats. Teenagers: still the fucking worst.

Maybe the Sox hate the Orioles more than the Yanks for eliminating them last year? Or maybe they're terrible

picking up on yesterday's thread, I would like to see a Comedy Central Roast of Van Morrison. I bet he'd be real into it.

Hey! I wrote about the 1999 umpires "strike" for @classical. Rec'd for fans of labor strife and hubris. http://t.co/F9btewMA

Pirates bad for 20 years = shrug. Red Sox bad for 1 year = history's greatest injustice

Correction: the "Be Somebody..." clue was from Saturday's puzzle, usually the hardest puzzle of the week

.@justsheano just coined the term "dinero ex machina": when everything falls into place for you by virtue of class & culture

clicked on an RT from an account that blocked me. I won't get reported, will I?

funny, Sandy Alderson's actual comments seem much less ABANDON ALL HOPE than they seemed when filtered through Twitter

Heard radio traffic guy pronounce Scion "Skyon" and I'm now convinced 75% of people who drive one say it the same way.

Bart Giamatti Said It Best, 2012 Edition http://t.co/8CgQU8s7

to put it in perspective, $4 million is roughly $3.9995 million more than the profit of every print book ever

I've got another really dumb idea! #NotNews

Die Hard sequel greenlit in vain attempt to convince us all we're not getting older

Also, listening to 40+ year old Jean Shepherd show about him in Army, getting shucked in a craps game #GreatestGeneration

.@jack_welch the job numbers are as real as all the people you laid off in the town where I grew up, dipshit

Don't Trust the Bee In Apt. 23. Also, Don't Trust the Landlord Who Rented an Apartment to a Bee

other than Chipper's last game, last night's big news was that the Cardinals FINALLY got some good luck in the playoffs

First ever big sporting event I ever went to was a game at Michie Stadium. I had no idea what was going on.

One thing I learned from watching this game is that @justsheano can't stand Ernie Johnson

I want to make Jackasss style videos where people constantly spill things on Tom Wolfe's suit. Red wine, spaghetti sauce, fudge...

.@BeTheBoy's tweet about "Bridges and Gaps" reminded me of this weird PSA production number http://t.co/wpgYmEEh

I like that schools get days off that other jobs don't because it throws much needed challenges into the otherwise easy world of parenting