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That dude is gonna be in so much shit for writing on that piano

Is this some kid of special rain that won't destroy amps and electrocute the people using them?

i like that Subway has an ad where they basically say their latest promo name (Februany) is unpronounceable and dumb

Mike Piazza's Book Says What You Think It Does http://t.co/qiDyYdg1

Et tu, Ti Hua? http://t.co/g9mhslb5

I think they've all been killers so far, if I do say so myself. So, business as usual.

Bus has taken detour but is still in dead-stop traffic. I hope to get home by the time my daughter gets married

from ep. 3 of @ReplacementPlay: IBM ad from 2000 gives us a glimpse of the future of Wall Street douchecannons http://t.co/nbU1dM24

you are an adult and will never again have a true snow day or ride in the back seat of a car

Reminds me of truck I once saw on a highway in the UK, for a chicken company: SELF BASTED FOR MAXIMUM SUCCULENCE

Lady ahead of us in line has two pallets of water, 6 boxes of frozen chicken legs, 3 slabs of ground beef. Will it be enough?!

when shoveling snow, remember to lift with your back and groin, and do it as quickly as possible

have you checked out @ReplacementPlay with me and @jasoncfry talkin' bout Rick Ankiel's NLCS meltdown yet? http://t.co/pMVt0go3

"Have I hurt you?" "No, don't be silly, I was ACTING!" "GENIUS!" http://t.co/Jq7JtdvO

That is, however, the print version of googling something and finding the first results page full of things you've already written

In the past few months, I've noted an epidemic of dudes bringing entire pizzas home on the subway. Who is responsible for this?

From 2011: Kickstarter Page for The Space Between Cushions Collective http://t.co/dOJKOKpr

"...and special guest judge, Bob Marley." "I didn't care for the chipotle duck en croute, mon"

if I remember correctly, the main characters in Entourage are Turtle, Skeeter, and Jeremy Piven

this is an unfortunate headline, 1998 http://t.co/OJZX78f9

things I wouldn't do as Michael Jordan's caddy: 1) break his 3-iron; 2) compare him to any other athlete, even Derek Jeter

"You must, from time to time, tell 'em what it's all about..." http://t.co/BzDwzuuh

some people got REALLY upset about a Lionel Richie Pepsi ad I posted to YouTube. luckily, Lionel set them straight http://t.co/mQdPmpEu

"...and sometimes I wonder if they was, the awful things I done..." http://t.co/WZJKTl6T

"What a fraud, dying in a parking lot. No class." - Trump's take on Richard III