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scratchbomb

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  1. I was at the game and my cousin called me on my cell, because he couldn't believe they'd do that

  2. News4 with a story on a mini pony and mini zebra who got loose on Staten Island. Their owner looked like a Sopranos extra

  3. if @olyphil despises "druggies" in baseball, he could have done something about them during one of the 20 YEARS HE COVERED THE SPORT

  4. Selig could add 4 new teams, expand playoffs and make ASG "count", but was helpless to stop steroids. please.

  5. there has to be a dominatrix subset that pretends to be lit agents, right? "your manuscript is not salable in this market" *whip crack*

  6. sorry, I just can't stand "comedy" that's nothing more than shitting on the little/weird guy.

  7. not a 100% analogous situation, but a reminder that first offers are not last offers

  8. The New Quadruple-A Landscape of Writing: Stephen Marche thinks we're in a golden age. I see a different color http://t.co/unpRvnx6

  9. Glad I read that Stephen Marche thing in Esquire. I hadn't been really mad since before Thanksgiving

  10. I hope TNT shows those Knick Bros again. They have to, right?

  11. poor John Ratzenberger is clutching his cell phone at all times, waiting for that call to appear in a SuperPAC video as Fiscal Cliff

  12. i promise I will find and punish whichever one of you guys got Warrant's "I Saw Red" stuck in my head

  13. done. for real this time, I swear http://t.co/LHnLK2It

  14. If anyone wants detailed assessments of other current Disney Channel and Cartoon Network shows, I'll be over here

  15. There is a Jessie/Austin & Ally crossover, which is like the Homicide/L&O crossover of things that make me wanna kill myself

  16. Really inappropriate to show a snuff film on Thanksgiving on NBC

  17. Enjoying Thanksgiving with my girls http://t.co/ZEkY867L

  18. Greetings from the desolate wastes of the almost-Catskills http://t.co/N50dLKXM

  19. Flo Rida, guy whose last big hit was a gross song about BJs, performs with Jesus head pendant the size of a Buick

  20. This Thanksgiving, show off your style and sophistication by accentuating your serveware with a gravy yacht.

  21. A Slice Of Turkey: in 1989, everybody loved The Joker. They did not love his appearance at the Macys parade http://t.co/VNoExeQS 1989 parade

  22. Where Brooklyn at? Seriously, I put Brooklyn down on this end table like 2 minutes ago.

  23. "Sound like a pro! A real professional T-Pain!" http://t.co/sCWAPHTg

  24. "Regional bread stuffings." There's a meme in here somewhere. http://t.co/fXpgR62n

  25. You're right, November 1950, it is later than you think http://t.co/xjZI1feU

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