scratchbomb

This the time of year when i read Twitter and FB and believe I'm the only person in America who likes his family

"I'm gonna swap out the 9/11 and Michael Jackson jokes at the top of my set with this killer new Elmo material!"

"and what's the deal with recess? ladies, back me up on this" https://t.co/8ZlGgSk0

looked for Warner Bros cartoon with the line "This time we didn't forget the gravy." this was in the top image results http://t.co/GoST0wHv

Snap poll says "I Got The Power"

Saw a 10 yr old kid in a Brokencyde tshirt at the playground yesterday and wept silently for future generations

which reminds me to finally write some Shep-related Disney World observations that have been bubbling since August

almost positive I saw Frank Coniff in a deli near my office, but didn't try to say hi because I'm an idiot

In between innings I watched a show called "I Was Mummified" which was like MTV Real Life for necrophiliacs

If you'd like to see @Degrell before he leaves for Weirdowood come to The Room on Sullivan Street, right about now, yo

Treated myself to an actual barber shop visit, rather than shaving my head over a sink like I'm being chased by the cops

Can you deduct the fees for incorporating as a business as a business expense?

Watching Dark Matters, mentally diagramming next steps for a new project #fridaynightin

Is it a thing that Bieber only moves via Segway when not on stage? Is there a legitimate reason for him to do this? If so, don't tell me.

Also from the Scracthbomb vault, in light of the Yankees' playoff exit/panic: Mike Francesa’s Mike’d Up Ghost Hunters http://t.co/R4Gzt8PD

RT if you once thought the BOWM sound in the What's Happening theme song was the funniest thing ever

i should probably just stay off the innerwebs today http://t.co/jpEHxyPS

i also know that even though you have dedicated lanes on public streets, you by no means must submit to the surly bonds of traffic laws

i dare you to tell me this old Kiner's Korner logo isn't dope http://t.co/aSMC6I28

Octavio Dotel must be pitching; my 1999 Met Sense is tingling

no one else? no one else went to see Doc Gooden at a Toys R Us in Paramus in 1987? you guys are buncha liars.

as a wise man once said, "It'll just make the champagne taste sweeter." and everything turned out great for that guy

surprised we haven't heard from Fudge Romney yet. she's usually the voice of reason in the family.

I've still got a kabillion tapes I bought from those dudes, mostly Fugazi and early Mothers of Invention boots

happy Grand Slam Single-versary, everyone http://t.co/Bzi5wO7R