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not watching debate because I'm listening to the Best Show on WFMU and also I hate reality

"Itt is what Itt is." - unapologetic Addams Family cousin

if he were still with us, my dad would be 68 years sarcastic

the announcer in our radio ads won't stop screaming #majorworldproblems

"Step to becoming a writer number 1: Knowing when to use 'An'" http://t.co/pSfF86hX

you nailed me again, Daily News Special Offers http://t.co/G7KhUb6W

"The part of David Eckstein at this performance will be played by Pete Kozma"

One thing I learned from watching this game is that @justsheano can't stand Ernie Johnson

Deadliest Warrior is on Netflix Instant now. This is important news.

Right now someone's writing an Atlas Shrugged for Reddit creeps. "We shall retreat from society and refuse to post underage upskirt pics!"

I am happy for Carlos Beltran and nothing else

.@realDonaldTrump do you have some sort of documentation to prove the @Yankees always win when you're at the game? ticket stubs? scorecards?

an excerpt from Dennis Miller's one-man show, "A Stranger to My Own Soul" http://t.co/qZzXikYM

we can't both go because someone needs to watch The Kid. THANKS A LOT, THE LAW.

Carlos Beltran and the Parallel Universe of the Playoffs http://t.co/oEVehq6u

Luis Ayala couldn't get it done? Huh.

remember, 2013 is the year we have to put "space" in the name of everything, per the 1965 Jetsons Accord

i bet one of these playoff games today ends with a walkoff catcher's interference

If radio PBP is supposed to paint a word picture, John Sterling approaches the canvas with a hammer dipped in mayonnaise

TBS just showed a close up of the one public park they didn't bulldoze to build the new Yankee Stadium

Show me that smile again, America #RomneyCampaignSlogan

my research = listening to back announce from first show

since I can't watch the broadcast right now, someone tell me how many innings Costas spends talking about steroids and/or Mickey Mantle

"Atlas Shrugged: Part 2 tickets on sale now!" You know me better than I know myself, Fandango

.@scharpling doing Tony Danza talk on #BestShowWFMU means i have no choice but to post this http://t.co/UWvjkclF