NotBettyWhite

New DM - Map Makers? Just The DM Tips?

By NotBettyWhite, June 20, 2015 in Nerd Poker

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There's green schist, and there is brown schist, but only white schist is truly scarred. Rock on.

By NotBettyWhite, September 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Nerd Poker Fan Campaign?

By NotBettyWhite, November 12, 2015 in Nerd Poker

I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my Napoleon complex.

By NotBettyWhite, October 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Killing orphans' dreams since 2009.

By NotBettyWhite, October 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Look in your heart and find forgiveness. While you're in there, do you see my keys?

By NotBettyWhite, July 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Smog levels are off the charts. Please limit driving. It's raining farts.

By NotBettyWhite, July 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There's nothing else going on this Monday, so let's have a mattress sale.

By NotBettyWhite, July 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Quick get the mellows, the coals are ready. Mmmmmm. Shmores.

By NotBettyWhite, July 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Love is like a bird. It flies all around you, and shits on your shoulder when you least expect it.

By NotBettyWhite, July 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Watch where you step. I'm cooking this egg on the sidewalk. Over easy with extra cheesy. Order up!!

By NotBettyWhite, July 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Winter in Toto

By NotBettyWhite, April 24, 2015 in Nerd Poker

Can I Be A Character?

By NotBettyWhite, April 5, 2015 in Nerd Poker

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Oh Pumky!

By NotBettyWhite, October 21, 2013 in Professor Blastoff

Episode 231 - Facial Symmetry ytryemmyS laicaF

By NotBettyWhite, July 15, 2013 in Comedy Bang Bang

This is the first time I will masturbate as a 34 year old.

By NotBettyWhite, October 13, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This will be the last time I masturbate as a 33 year old.

By NotBettyWhite, October 13, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions