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Juggermax

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  1. I tapped out to hard ticket to hawaii at the 1 hour mark thinking I've seen enough. Then decided that I might as well power through the last 35 mins. When I encountered the biggest gem in the movie:

     

    Pervert producer: They want you to interview the lady golfer Muffy Fremont.

    Douche host: No, she's so stupid she went home to study for her pap test.

     

    What the serious fuck?


  2. Watching Hard ticket to Hawaii. While the movie is total shit, for some reason the aviation scenes are shockingly accurate. When they are inspecting the plane, doing the pre flight tests and radio call are all text book aviation. It seems the only part of the movie they paid attention to.

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  3. Been waiting for or this shoe to drop for sometime now. Storage of old episodes will become a major issue for all the long running podcasts you hold dear. Hosting 100s of gigs of content and the bandwidth it takes to download it costs money. Personally, I dont mind it. Paywall is a sign of success and longevity in the podcast business.

     

    Whether is fair or they turn a profit or not is not really the issue. Personally I hope the people who make all this content get some financial reward from it. People have been trying to monetize podcasts for a while now and only we the listeners will decide whether it will be successful or not. In this economy we all vote with our dollars. $30 a year might be an unnecessary expense but, it might make the medium better. Also Paul will no longer have an excuse for posting episodes late.

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  4. I know we try to keep this thread out of the "shitty shallowness" arena, but I just wanted to throw this out to the group:

     

    Josh Lucas--Hot or Not?

     

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    I just asked my wife and she said "No, he's too 'red-necky.'" I told her I didn't see that. I feel like he has all the parts of an attractive man, but for some reason, those parts just don't work together...Kind of like a sexy Frankenstein's monster.

     

    Thoughts?

     

    Also, based on his current age, he must have been either in his late twenties when he filmed this or very early thirties. Has there ever been a time when he didn't look to be a healthy mid-forties?

     

     

    He has that Peyton Manning appeal. He's incredibly paste-y and has mild charisma but, if he has a decent skill set in something it would make him somewhat more appealing

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  5. It's one thing when a human writes this as dialogue for another human to say, but it's another thing for the line to go unnoticed by the other characters. I guess Josh Lucas is thinking "Oh boy, she's going peepee with her hoohaw, I hope she plays with my weewee later!"

     

    Oof, why is this movie two hours, it's interminable. I'm going to have to watch this in Howard Kramer sized installments.

     

    What if the swerve of this movie was that the AI that was supposed to be EDI actually wrote this script?


  6. Depends on if this movie makes it to the podcast. It seems that Rob Cohen movies always get switched out at the last second. Scott Aukerman watched Alex Cross before they switched it on him at the last second to Sharknado. And I watched Dragonheart before I knew that it was switched out for the other Rob cohen classic boy next door.

     

    This movie had to have been filmed at least 2 years before its release. The CGI is terrible for 2005 standards.

     

    Also was this the beginning of the Hollywood's Josh Lucas as a leading man experiment?

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  7. I checked imdb, he's not, sadly.

     

    I should also note that the other Chinese actor in Rogue One is Jiang Wen. He's a Big Deal actor in China. No doubt the casting of a Chinese actor and a Hong Kong actor is to broaden the movie's appeal in Chinese-speaking markets (Shanghai Disney Resort had recently opened and there's a Disneyland in Hong Kong), but it's still a score for diversity that Chinese actors are appearing for the first time in a Star Wars movie.

     

     

    Mission Impossible Ghost protocol tried the same bullshit by casting walking Ham Anil Kapoor to capture the Indian audiences. They are outsourcing audiences now.

     

    Also the best line in the shadow:

    Lamont: Lets get Peking duck

    Margo Lane: Thats so hot!

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