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Everything posted by Smozi

  1. How's it hangin, slaw dog?
  2. This is a Twitter video but it's very funny (no visuals required) and think it could definitely go somewhere https://twitter.com/brianklaas/status/1197465281527975939?s=20
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk A multi-textured musical exploration of themes of disliking people eating pokemon and how to protest that injustice. Hm, I thought that was supposed to embed the video, pasting it like this?
  4. Finnish man describes his VCR collection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
  5. Fuck you, asshole!
  6. Corndog horndog seeking snog in Prague, can pay with Pogs
  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPM85MCgqXo
  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYikTGwC30 His father starts yelling at him at around 54 seconds.
  9. I spent all day in the barbie queue but all I got was this lousy Ken doll
  10. see man do man, see wo-man d'wo-man
  11. quite frankly, my dear, i don't give a dog
  12. I thought of a great catchphrase in the shower this morning but forgot it, so... eat beans, fruitcake!
  13. i'm just so tired of all these caught phrases
  14. I've heard of Batman vs Superman, but Aquaman vs Ghost Rider? Awwww yeah
  15. as an ethical catchphrase enthusiast i practice catch-and-release phrasing
  16. Turn that frown upside down and chow down on my brown town, you saucy clown!
  17. I flipped my house and all I got was my pancake upside-down
  18. It was the chicken breast of times, it was the liverwurst of times
  19. Hey, if you're saying we got beef, I'm happy to bring the mustard!
  20. You know what, hot dog? Go fuck yourself!
  21. What's the plan, nong man?
  22. Hot to trot hottentot bought fraught tater tot, wrought naught save a tot dot
  23. If I had known I would be beside myself today I wouldn't have worn this 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt
  24. If you booed the snood of this rude tude dude you best be shooed for tis of violence I allude
  25. Attention ladies: yes, the rumors are true - Microsoft is buying LinkedIn for $26 billion in cash, a 50% premium on current share prices!