AprilFoolsRebel

Though it really is a better humour magazine than Cracked.

Just to be clear on my "like" of Bernard Shakey's link:I liked it for the fact that he found such a thing. The like is not, however, indicative of the fact that I am disturbed such a product exists in any fashion.

It's called a fart displacer and the patent is pending, sir.

...even if you yell "punch buggy" before you hit somebody, you can get arrested? I do now.

Which is why the streets are covered in disgusting dead animals.

gobble, gobble, gobble (You knew it was coming... and you were right. Yet you read on. And that, my friend, is on you.)

Too rely to call this one of the year's best? HELL NO, IT AIN'T! Not even finished the whole thing and it's too damn hilarious. I must have looked unhinged walking around listening to this and trying not to laugh out loud the whole time. And stay strong Cody!

Nope. That's honestly it.

Well, at least I have the cleanest junkyard in the country.

And that's why it gets my Seal of approval.

Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.

When we really look within ourselves, that is.

Girl I know you wanna show da na da na that thong th thong thong thong.

That was a cool one! Congrats!

Okay. You got me. I didn't DROP out. I FLUNKED out. Don't tell my mom.

Not many folks will know this, but that is actually one of the original lyrics from the Love Boat theme song.

And also a little bit drunk.

Fun fact: There was a Fortress 2. And he was in that one as well.

So many great suggestions! Yet I think there's one that has been overlooked that Scott has been subliminally planting in our minds for a while now: Nasim Pedrad (Who really would be great!)

is the number of times and how vigorously you scratch.

Oh, sorry! I was just thinking of places from which I like to get my water.

Another great show! A fine combination of comedy and education about how dangerous onions are. Australia leads the way in onion regulation. We could all look to them and learn.

doesn't mean you get to leave your dirty towels everywhere.

You've obviously never had my mom's spaghetti or you'd never have posted this untruth!