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I like to think of it as Thanksgiving 2: The Quest for Leftovers

Wait... I mean with whiskey. That makes waaaaay more sense.

CRAZY tough to pick only ten! Tried my best but, man...

Not gonna lie; I actually enjoyed Charlie's Angels. Stupid? Sure. But at least it was fun. Now Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle... now THAT'S HDTGM fodder. Takes the stupid fun and lops off the fun part.

Or at the very least just call Sting. I have my autograph book ready to go.

How can anyone NOT love someone who mentions the best Golden Girl AND the Wu-Tang Clan? Cool!

Guess we're just a couple of genetic misfits.

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they too have experienced explosive diarrhea.

Get your finger out of there!

... and a generous grant from the Murphy Group. Let's all get behind that Entourage movie and make sure it gets made!

you're thinking, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU AND YOUR HORRIBLE MIND-READING ABILITIES!"

I think I've lost my touch.

... there's no such thing as unlimited breadsticks.

As long as you put air holes in that barrel. Because a barrel of dead monkeys? Still fun.. but in a very different way.

All I got were lake gorillas.

If you don't count the genitals.

...on a five gallon head - this is Comedy Bang Bang.

Another fantastic episode! And not just because of the a cappella "Skrillex" version of "Two Princes!" (Which deserves an EP all its own!) Just straight up banter but - as always - I love it when everyone is having a good time! It just knocks everything up to a different level. But damn, Todd! Just take the song Scott wrote, say thanks - and change it later!

Man! I really dig that one! Feels like a teen movie! (I mean that as a compliment!)

So suck on that global warming, future listeners!

But I keep my kidneys at a little cottage in the woods.

Mainly due to my learning disability.

Sorry, TheCoolJoel. But I live my life according to sitcoms. Which means Eight is Enough. Still got a ways to go!

So cough up your share of the rent.