Episode 3 - Cartoons

[Episode 3 - Cartoons]

Cartoons is a hell of a category because there are so many that are just products of their times. You could do an episode solely on celebrities who had cartoon series.

 

Life with Louie got mentioned as did Bobby's World. But there was Mr. T, Little Rosey (Rosanne Barr), MC Hammer, New Kids on the Block, Happy Days (they time travelled!), Punky Brewster, Chuck Norris, Hulk Hogan.... it was pretty nuts!

[Episode 175 - Ultraviolet: LIVE!]

My favourite bit of "Ultraviolet" trivia courtesy IMDB:

 

Milla Jovovich has disowned the film.

[Episode 175 - Ultraviolet: LIVE!]

Tangent: I legit thought that the whole Q-Bert/Gad Pixels ending was a bit... but they were so serious and it kept going for so long, I had to check. IT'S REAL!? HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT REAL?

[Whether they are in fences or in bathroom stalls, welcome to the show where we talk about interesting peep-holes.]

A behind the scenes peek at CBB

[Can a person binge watch the Purge trilogy?]

Asking for a friend of a friend.

[Hate the sin. Love the Schwimmer. So sayeth Jennifer Aniston.]

Why can't we be Friends?

[I'm not one to brag about the size of my genitals, but my foreskin is more like a fiveskin.]

Like the Smurfs, working blue.

[Is elderly Vin Diesel going to change his name to Fossil Fuel?]

I ask the same about Kyle Gass.

[Where there's a will.i.am, there's a way.i.am.]

Courtesy of my girlfriend!

[My law office exclusively represents U2 cover bands. We work pro-Bono.]

This joke has an Edge to it.

[All this time I thought it was Stephen King Sit.]

Punctuation is important.

[Here's looking at you, Kid Rock. Oops. I mean future SENATOR Kid Rock!]

Gotta get my butt kissing in early.

[Let's remember that Garth Brooks' loss is our Chris Gaines.]

In tribute to CBB #507

[I've been told I make the best crystal meth - that's high praise!]

"I could get used to this...."

[Let's be nicer to one another you stupid morons.]

It's good advice and it's free!

[Hey, my eyes are back here! Thanks, botched discount plastic surgery!]

You can't tell, but I'm winking. I think.

[I was making a beeline for the exit when I remembered I was allergic to bees. Good thing I had my epipen.]

Watch Bee Movie wherever movies like Bee Movie are found.

[Bad news for Hollywood hotels as there was an IMDB BnB B & E.]

To b or not to b.

[I'd like to start the show with my impression of Mathew McConaughey doing political commentary: Well, alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.]

Political

[Coming to theatres near you, from the makers of The Emoji Movie comes Text Message: The Movie.]

Starring Adam Sandler?

[My proofreader was hit by a car and now he's in a comma.]

Sadness.

[You don't like the new Weezer album? Well, cry me a Rivers Cuomo!]

Feels like summer.

[I think two asses are better than one, but I may be biassed.]

Looks like a typo. Feels like a terrible catchphrase.

[Chopping Mall (1986)]

My girlfriend and I added this to our "must watch" list! I remember being freaked out by the VHS box cover when I was a kid. Now, I feel I'm mature enough to truly appreciate all the subtle nuance I imagine this will contain!

[Quick heads up: Turns out if you're donating blood, they're pretty insistent it's not someone else's.]

PSA for CBB