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Odds on me not seeing Life of Pi: 22/7
Right now some dude is jacking off to Honey Boo Boo. We got freedoms in America you ain't even know about.
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Obama waiting for Florida to be called to see if it's cool to break out his "I Beat Your Ass Pretty Fuckin' Hard" speech.