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  1. I'm listening to the ep right now and am excited. But, I had to stop to post. When I heard about the June BB8 t-shirt, I immediately rushed to the store because that is a thing that I need... but.

     

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    There's a teensy grammatical error here. June said "What's its mission" not "what's it's mission." It's meaning "it is".

     

    Anyway, I used to be a copy editor and proofreader so I'm annoying about this stuff. But I will proofread future shirts for you FOR FREE, if you want. ha.

     

    What is it is mission might be my new catchphrase.

     

    I love the shirt, but the grammatical error kills it for me, as well. I just can't wear an error on my chest all day.

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  2. Second Opinions were amazing. Mind-boggling, but amazing. I demanded more of Dr. Jacques Coulardeau's opinions, so I looked him up on Amazon, and man, was it worth it.

     

    In reading the review, Paul/Jason cut off my favorite line during the Second Opinions section. In its entirety:

    I do breach that sworn confidentiality all the time, but this time no, not at all.

    You can send Dexter and I won't do it either. I am not afraid of Dexter and anyway he will never be able to cut me into small pieces because I am protected the charm of my old years.

    I looked at his Amazon Profile and was overjoyed by the madness I found there:

    About Me

    Travelling all over the world, I have little time to get out of the dream that life is, a virtual reality dream or a real virtuality dream, a dream all the same in which you can easily get bruised by some spiritual projectiles that are sharper and more cutting than any knife in the world. Be careful when you go out not to fall on a bad bad badder boy or a mad mad madder girl who may turn you into some kind of clown, fool or baboon. Think twenty times before speaking and turn your tongue in your brain twenty one time before thinking. And if you meet Bob Dylan's Lady Lay, make sure he/she has the gender you want and care for, because nowadays they have replaced two sexes by so many gneders you may get confused. And do not forget that any Dr, doctor or not, can be who knows what, you name it you have it.

    From his Amazon Profile, I found his Myspace page (https://myspace.com/...cquescoulardeau), which led me to his Google+ page (https://plus.google....310357558/about), and from there his description of his chosen profession:

    I devise and test didactic tools for the teaching of English, I do a lot of research, I publish all I can, I go to international conferences about everywhere in the world, I walk very often long distance in my mountains or in Paris or other cities, I love as many people as I can with my mind, my intellect and my empathy.

    Yes, the man who wrote that insane, unreadable garbage of a review has worked for decades as an English Professor. I went on a journey to find this man, and I found something incredible.

    Add him to your Circles.

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