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Perhaps the guy was a big fan of the hit WB show Smallville, and 'smalls' is his nickname that he has for the show. But since the show is finished (which would be a source of anguish and emotional pain for this guy), he now uses the term 'smalls' for everything that is 'killing him.'

It might be too blah to make an interesting podcast. This movie was more mediocre than bad, which might be worse.

I saw this movie so many times as a kid and I loved it. Favorite parts: -The conspiracy behind "Return to Sender" -"DRIVE: B!!" -"Two wheels.....four wheels.....eight wheels!" -Buster accidentally writing a ransom note. -"I'm my own grandpa" It might not hold up, but I will stay the course in saying that this movie is awesome.

*Bad Joke Imminent* Wait! I never saw Movies 1 through 42!!! ..... ..... ..... Sorry about that.

If anything, the biggest problem with the segment is that the guests usually don't hold the line to their original argument. I found that the most recent one wasn't as good as it could be just because the guy started backpedaling immediately.

This movie has a flashback WITHIN a flashback!! It's super bananas when you see it.

I think the Bachelor isn't exploiting the one-armed woman enough. The next couple dates need to include kayaking, water skiing, basketball, and boxing. Then she can break down again, crying about the awful luck that she would be the one included on all these dates. Later she will find out that the other women got taken out to relaxing romantic dinners and horse-drawn carrige rides.

I thought it was really cool that Cody was your engineer back in the day. Did you guys think that all three of you would be together again years later? I think Cody needs to dig up some of those awesome sound effects that he used and bring them to the current show.

Oh yeah, when you were talking about how you had Frank Sweeney as a guest, I honestly thought you said Frank's weenie and I thought that maybe one of you was going to interview the other doing a character as Frank's dick. I was legitimately surprised when it was actually Frank.

I am loving the interviews. I found Jonna and Frank to be surprisingly self-aware and I loved how it wasn't an act of how much Frank disliked Sam. It's going to be really tough to find a Challenge contestant that can beat Frank's interview. I am not going to watch King of the Nerds, but I appreciate that it seems to be celebrating nerd culture instead of mocking it (ala Big Bang Theory). Time is money everyone. We can't be wasting time saying the reality SHOW show when just saying the reality SHOW would suffice. I propose that this policy be enacted immediately for instant savings. But be sure to explain this policy in detail every show in order to catch people up who might not be in the know. And now for the segment that everyone has been clamoring for: Snooki & JWoww Recap!! Snooki had her baby and Jionni asked if he could style the baby's hair. I know that the majority of these types of reality shows are scripted, but I honestly think this was an actual moment of being a dumbass. I just don't think either Snooki or Jionni can act well enough to be able to sell a line like that. Also, according to my wife, the incorrect reaction to a newborn baby covered in blood and placenta is "Ugh." The more you know! On the JWoww side of things, they've been beating a dead horse trying to 'foreshadow' that Roger is going to propose by the end of the season. I think the producers are confused and don't quite understand the difference between 'building suspense' and 'bashing your head in with a hammer incessantly'. On a side note, the ring that JWoww wants is over 100 fucking thousand dollars.

Looking forward to the 'serious' discussion that's going to happen. My guess is that involves June's perspective as a woman vs the men.

Ugh, I was so disappointed in this movie. I actually enjoyed the Daredevil movie and was expecting at least an enjoyable movie, but it wasn't even fun. Saw it in theaters and regretted it. So bad.

One of my favorite parts of this show is when someone just bursts out laughing. I want to thank the reality SHOW show for the great public service they provide. Giving me all the need-to-know information on the Bachelor so I don't have to watch it. Judging from the clips that were played, the music alone would drive me out of the room. And now for what I'm pretty sure everyone has been waiting for in eager anticipation, my Snooki & JWoww recap! Snooki gets Lumineers. And they look awful. Before this episode I was unfamiliar with the concept of Lumineers/Veneers, so I looked it up. What surprised me the most is that it's relatively permanent, which boggles my mind that anyone would ever permanently do that to themselves. We also learn that Snooki and her fiancé Jionni live in the basement of Jionni's parent's house. At first I thought this was weird because of how much money Snooki has, and why would anyone purposely do that to themselves. Then I realized that this was actually pretty smart of them to realize that the two of them combined are not smart enough to keep a baby alive, so living in the basement means instant childcare. Of course these are the same people who raised Jionni, who then grew up and thought it would be a great idea to have unprotected sex with Snooki, so their child-rearing expertise is also brought into question.

I love this movie so much and it would be perfect for this podcast.

Loved this episode so much. Favorite characters: Bruce Jenner and Steven Seagal.

This was a great episode, but there's something I just don't understand about this Tanks but No Tanks. Daniel clearly apologized for something completely out of his control (because math is hard people) but the Sharks just wouldn't let up. They kept asking about it and the guy apologized again! I'm surprised Daniel didn't take his Dura-Tent (absolutely brilliant name by the way) off the table, thus depriving the Sharks of an amazing investment opportunity. The upcoming reality shows that I will be watching are Real World: Portland and Snooki & J-Woww. The reality SHOW show seems more focused on the competition-type shows, so I volunteer myself as a correspondent to keep everyone up to date of the various goings-on of these two shows.

With the final season of Jersey Shore over and done, I'm certain many of you are like me, wondering what can fill the Seaside-shaped hole in my heart. I ask myself, "What will I watch?" no longer able to laugh at Pauly D and Vinny's crazy adventures, ride the emotional roller coaster of Ronnie and Sammi's relationship, and grow with Snooki and the Situation as they deal with the realities of motherhood and sobriety. Fear not, for I have found the best movie ever: Jersey Shore Shark Attack! With brilliantly written characters such as The Complication (cause when ladies see his abs, things get complicated, LOL!), Donnie, Balzac, Nooki, J-Moni, and BJ. Not only do they have to deal with the rich kid's dad trying to replace Seaside Heights with country clubs, but now they have to not get eaten by sharks! With awesome cameos by Joey Fatone (from the popular band 'NSync!) and Vinny (from the hit TV show Jersey Shore!)! Follow the crazy adventures of The Complication as he tries to balance his love life with not getting eaten by a shark! With special effects rivaling Avatar, this cinematic work of art is a must see! 10 out of 10 stars!!!

Good questions! Balzac is indeed a pastiche of our favorite DJ, Pauly D. As for the meaning of the name 'Balzac,' that remains a mystery. My guess is that it is deliberately left ambiguous so that each viewer can make his or her own interpretation. The character BJ is a visual copy of Sammi Sweetheart, but acts more like Deena. I'm not sure where they came up with the name though. Here's my best guess: the actress who ended up playing BJ (Audi Resendez) originally tried out for the part of Balzac (Pauly D). The casting director was supportive because, as everyone knows, guido culture holds gender equality in the highest regards. In the end, she didn't get the part, but as an inside joke they named her character BJ (which is similar to DJ, which is Pauly D's profession). If all of this isn't enough to make you jump up from your computer and head to your nearest Redbox and rent this movie, I leave you with this brilliant gem. Jersey Shore had GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry) and Jersey Shore Shark Attack has ASS: Alcohol, Sun, and Sex!

Wow, so I just finished watching this and it's pretty bonkers. Christian Slater plays a pedophile cop, who is top billed but a minor character at best (the main character is third billed). The plot is confusing which could lead to great discussions trying to get everything straight. I was skeptical at first at whether this would be a good movie for the podcast to do, but after watching I think they could do an amazing job with it.

That whole Shaq discussion was hilarious. My favorite part was when Shaq didn't understand why it was funnier if he played John Travolta's part in the Pulp Fiction sketch.

I knew the 'T-Shirt Time' watch was made up because it was the best idea out of the bunch. I enjoyed this last season of the Jersey Shore, but the last episode was a snooze fest. A lame botched practical joke from Pauly and Vinny, and then Mike and Pauly ate some cake that turned out some dude teabagged. Then the obligatory goodbye segment. I was disappointed that there wasn't any follow up on the ball cake. Surely 'prank masters' Pauly and Vinny could have at least gotten Paula back for the cake.

I love this show. Almost looking forward to a TPK.

This was awesome. I can understand if the people involved don't have time to make this a regular thing, but I would love to hear another one of these. Womp up the jamz!

One of the best Who Charted? episodes in memory. Jessica St Clair is so awesome.

It's pretty awful and I was unfortunate to be dumb enough to see it in the theaters.