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Everything posted by KevinMerryman

  1. "Secret agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby) is brutally murdered by the ruthless Van Ragnar (Gene Simmons). In this action-packed Bond-style thriller, the murdered secret agent's son, Lance Stargrove (John Stamos) is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge against Van Ragnar. Danja Deerling (Vanity) teams up with Lance as his sidekick and love interest." This is one of my favorite bad action movies from the 80's. I mean, just check out that cast! Any movie with Gene Simmons as the villain needs to be seen to be believed (and that includes Runaway starring Tom Selleck).
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    The Ugly Truth

    Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler star in this piece of garbage that is meant to "tell it like it is" but ends up making everyone involved look like they've never interacted with a rational human being before. I felt dirty while watching it. I would love to hear the crew dissect this monstrosity.
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    Episode 109 - FACE OFF: LIVE!

    These surgical procedures were almost Frank Tupelo/The Tourist-level complicated. Where does the FBI get the 35-40 million dollars to finance this kind of risky operation? As a taxpayer I feel I should be entitled to know.
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    Episode 329 β€” Too Much Tuna Tour

    I hope Milkvoice makes a return some day.
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    Episode 330 β€” Peruvian Pullovers

    Cum on guys
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    Episode BO2014.2 β€” Best of 2014 Pt 2

    IT'S BEginning to look a lot like Christmas...
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    Episode BO2014.1 β€” Best of 2014 Pt 1

    I knew I was in for a good time when Scotty broke out the voice he thinks his dick would sound like in the first 5 minutes.
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    Episode 317 β€” Tash.2

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    Episode 317 β€” Tash.2

    I'm glad PFT finally got off his high horse and did a show besides the best-ofs. I'd also like to know what that horse was smoking to make it so hard to get off of.
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    Episode 91 β€” The 1st Annual Howdies Pt. 1

    Halloween 3 was robbed in the nominations: Ellie Grimbridge, Marge Gutterman, Buddy Kupfer (As in "what's a kupfer? for drinking beverages, silly!), the list goes on...
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    Episode 91 β€” The 1st Annual Howdies Pt. 1

    Yeah, that supercut trailer was pretty amazing. but now I have to say... Wyatt Cenac's Wesley Snipes impression > Wyatt Cenac's Sylvester Stallone impression
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    Episode 288 β€” Back to Barz, Back to Reality

    I like the Sklar Bros but I do think it's kind of grating when they interrupt constantly, like if Scotty is asking them a question they'll start talking over him before the question is even out. They're good sports (get it?!) though. Horatio is simply the best.
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    Episode 178 β€” Wool Gatherer

    I wanna know Harris' opinion on Top Secret because that movie still kills me as much as any modern comedy.
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    Episode 85 β€” Color of Night

    I love getting little glimpses into Jason's secret nerd life. Like the Felicity reference in this episode, the "BAMF" Nightcrawler reference in another episode, calling out the Harry Potter snake (Nagini?) in the Anaconda episode. I know there are more but I'm blanking. He's like Ogre at the end of Revenge of the Nerds 2: Nerds in Paradise. Tough on the outside but a big ol' nerd under his tough exterior.
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    Episode 84 β€” No Holds Barred: LIVE!

    Tom Lennon rules but it is strange to hear him tear into a shitty movie when I know what screenplays he has had a hand in writing. Whatever pays the bills though, I guess! Also, if we're going into the minefield that is wrestling-themed movies I'd love to hear the gang's opinion on Ready to Rumble. I feel like Jason's head would explode if he watched it.
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    Episode 83 β€” Winter's Tale

    "The poison plus getting fucked will kill you." This was so good but man do I wish June was around for it.
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    Episode 273 β€” Vape Cod

    Man, I was praying that Shelly would tell us about how Brandon Lee was killed because the on-set animal handlers thought he was an actual crow and shot him to death.
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    Episode 272 β€” Sex Party Season

    So how much of Len's gross income do you think he spends on lube?
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    Episode 81.5 β€” Minisode 81.5

    Maybe he just loves Nelly Furtado?
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    Episode 263 β€” Hollywild

    Scott saying "I want to squirt you!" role-playing as Ben's anthropomorphic dick speaking with that creepy, child-like voice while Ben is pretending to be his own terrified date made me feel unclean
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    Episode BO2013.3 β€” Best of 2013 Pt 3

    I was hoping Titans of Comedy would have made the top 15 cut. I loved that episode. I wonder if Jazz Jazz and Nate ever became best friends...
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    Episode 73 β€” Congo

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    Episode 245 β€” Poehler Ice Caps

    They should bring back Paul Rudd for the next GOAT rap battle. His performance was in the running with Amy's before Neil came into the picture.
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    Episode 145 β€” It’s Pronounced Jerry

    Interesting Peanut Butter Solution trivia: Celine Dion composed the soundtrack So you know it's good.
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    Episode 243 β€” Blow Me Up, Tom!

    Adomian killed it in this one. I've already listened to it twice. Hard to choose the funnier Leykis appearance.