Sweatysoul
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I wish I were Jon Hamm. But not for why you think. Mainly because of his massive dick. Oh that is what you thought?
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Ten year anniversary of the war. I remember what I was doing this exact day. In a strip club while the TV's played footage of the war.
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Remember when we all thought that video of the eagle trying to steal that baby was real? Man I miss those days.
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Follow my friends @draculablack_ ! They make great music and they will snuggle with you upon request! Great guys!
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God I hate writing resumes. Objective: To earn money to buy food so I won't die. Is that too blunt?
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Just want to remind everyone that Justin Timberlake isn't funny. He just does what the funny people tell him to do.
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Some guy today said my dog had " big Hollywood eyes." Don't worry, he's been reported the proper authorities.
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I have a 8% bigger brain than Julian McCullough! #playbraindex http://t.co/Ypt3X6P2WM http://t.co/oU5eDEaXnJ
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If you want to watch an effective, creepy found footage horror movie for once, I recommend The Bay. Yeesh.
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Been getting a lot of spam e-mail with the subject line, "I lost my pussy!" Have I really mistaken how women work all these years?
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I'm putting this out there again since it needs to be seen. Important stuff. http://t.co/yobfE3c0GN
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My friend who's not on twitter will love that I put this pic of him up. http://t.co/QwirDV5zri