Episode 146 - Dreamcatcher

[Episode 146 - Dreamcatcher]

God I loved some of the script choices they went with in this film. I can see this possibly working in the book, but for a present day film... WTF?!

 

Here’s a list of some of my favorite things these actors had to memorize and say on film, thus existing forever:

• Jesus Christ bananas!
  
• Bitch in a buzz saw!
  
• I’ve had perfectly good fuckarees turn into fuckarows in a flash.
  
• What have you been eating, woodchuck turds?
  
• Criminettlies!
  
• Bullshit! He dropped a clinker! I heard it.
  
• This is turning into a double fuckarow. A real jobba-nobba.
  
• Stop your blatting, laddie-buck!
  
• Bite my bag, motherfucker! All right, Pete, I’ll bite. Your bag and everything else.
  
• Those poor schmucks. They drive Chevrolets, shop at Wal-Mart never miss an episode of Friends. These are Americans.
  

 

And of course.... Fuck me, Freddy.

 

Seriously I've said most of these growing up. I shit you not, (another Maine-ism), this is how we talk. Also, we call duct tape friction tape. It's just the dialect, man. Maine's a strange state, folks. It has like 3 different dialects and accents.

[Episode 146 - Dreamcatcher]

Hey Paul. I was born an raised in Maine. The "rough '50s language," isn't something Stephen King made up. That's just how we talk in Maine.

[Episode 96 — Monkey Shines]

I've been thinking about watching this movie, but now that June has emphatically proclaimed this movie as dangerous for reasons I still am not sure I fully understand... Something about 6 monkeys being monkeys and not naming or naming them... All I know is with the passion she expressed, I have concerns about watching this. I'd like to watch it, but not be in danger. Would wearing a helmet make it safer? Perhaps watching from the safety of a pillow fort?

[Episode 64 — After Earth]

So I'm maybe a few minutes into this movie and I've discovered a few things you missed. Like one of the first thing Jayden says in his voice over is that they left earth 1000 years ago. So that would explain why earth had changed so much. Secondly, it's not an English accent. I swear to bajeebus I think they all sound like southern gentlemen... Kind of like a subdued Foghorn Leghorn... Except for the rangers in the cargo hold with the alien... They sound like Bono doing a bad southern accent.

[Cutthroat Island (1995)]

This movie was in the Guinness Book of World Record for the biggest box office flop, ever and it rightfully gained this honor! It's a track wreck full of dead babies crashing into a flaming bus load of nuns!!! It has everything, bad writing, behind the camera feuding, re-write hell... It's one epic story of the perfect storm of screw ups all contributing to this masterpiece of awful!