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I was so pissed about that Oscar loss because I was so sure the film that I genuinely believed was the best picture of the year was going to win. That almost never happens.

I just want to say that, while I didn't watch the movie, "They're Real" is my brand of mascara and I'm guessing there is maybe a 50% chance I would have gotten that "They're Real" joke. Just a terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE confusing joke. I'm going to have to switch brands now.

Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me onshore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

He had other things to do in school! He was busy studying his craft! I'm sure it was just a brain fart, though.

I don't really feel comfortable being your ONLY sunshine.

@ L_Veg For some reason the Werner Herzog episodes absolutely KILL with my parents. I've rarely seen them laugh so hard, and they don't even know who Werner Herzog is. I'd go with #122 (the one with Yo La Tengo).