EPISODE 217 — Goodbye

[EPISODE 217 — Goodbye]

Will miss this more than a well-adjusted adult should.

 

 

 

Can we edit that out?

[EPISODE 35 - Matt Besser: Turing Tests with Caleb Smith]

"It's too long. It got into my butt."

 

Stupid hair. I hate when that happens.

[EPISODE 196 — LIVE FROM DCM 17 PT. 3]

Preparation H Raymond!!!

[EPISODE 33 - Paul F. Tompkins: The North Pod with Santa Claus]

This was fucking amazing. I literally can't remember a podcast where I was laughing non-stop through about 80% of it. Both of these characters are just wall-to-wall hilarity. And the call-in segment was a nice surprise.

 

The only thing missing from this episode was a phone call from Pamela from Big Bear.

[EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally]

No Marion Cotillard or Eva Green?

 

I kid, I kid. Great list of French people. Did anyone get the last one? Lauren's saying something about a person in the bathtub? Went way over my head, if I'm being honest.

 

BOBBY LEE!

[Episode 309 — Tony Macaroni]

Hey Claudia, when are you, Al and Scott going to come out with that e-mail/Computer SAC directory?

[Episode 16 — Commentary Special]

My kingdom for a supercut of Scott's wheeze laugh.

 

I'd take one of his high-pitched sniping "What?!"

[Episode 292 — DJs Are Sleaze Js]

I would totally watch The Bored I Jenny Be. Pamela Landeed! That's gold, Jerry. Gold!

[Episode 183.5 — 6/6/14 TWO CHARTED 122]

"So. How old are you?"

"WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?"

 

Hat tip to Ram Hand for that one. That was hilarious.

[Episode 15 — Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark]

Next week's episode is going to be Farts & Procreation 4.

 

Dare to dream.

[Episode 158 — Film Composing]

Anyone seen Under The Skin? That score blew me away. That and The Grand Budapest Hotel both had killer scores.

[Episode 182 — Gandalf Vs. Snape]

Armen might fit with a different podcast. He does not work for me. Just ruins the flow and his stammering uncertainty is just horrible to listen to.

 

I'd like Kulap to have a couple-person rotation like Howard does, where she can have a few replacement How-Hows (hopefully non-Armen ones).

[Episode 86 — Ernest Goes To Jail]

Lesley did almost nothing for me until she did the "Ernest getting electrocuted" sound effect and I completely laughed hysterically for what felt like a minute or two and completely redeemed herself.

 

Loved this movie as a kid, I guess I still think that sound is hilarious.

[Episode 174 — Losing Our Chartginity]

That Nirvana discussion was funny as hell.

 

How How: "His nose is out in the yard... that's a little graphic."

Emily: "Jesus!"

 

This episode was a blast and lasted over an hour and a half. A rarity.

 

Also, their new non-animal Noah movie needs to be called Noah Dogs Allowed.

[Episode 279 — Reverse April Fools]

"That sounds like a game show. Poke The Shell."

 

Lauren is the goddamned best!

[Episode 272 — Sex Party Season]

your..wife

 

i've never heard interspecies giraffe love making explained so beautifully..

 

JJ Abrams hello

 

"Giraffe."

[Episode 272 — Sex Party Season]

G/Mr. M: "Who knows when Valentines Day occurs?"

Gilly: "It's in your heart!"

 

Gilly is just amazing.

[Episode BO2013.1 — Best of 2013 Pt 1]

"I'm the biggest creep in the world."

 

Wish we could get an episode with just Jon Lennon interacting with other musicians the show has had on.

[Episode 261 — Nubile Agape]

Shelby was hilarious. Loved her. She was aces as a first time guest, especially towards the end, "Why did I ever agree to do this?"

 

Hot Sauce: "People loved being on Schindler's List"

Shelboy: "The one good list in history."

[Episode 196 — The Wire]

Not even white folks like season 2 of the wire.

 

Season 2 is my second favorite, after season 4. Those dockworkers were all excellent characters plus it set up the Greek's storyline. Frank Sobatka especially, too bad his son sucked so much.

[Episode 67 — Sharknado]

New No-No! If I bleed the most blood you've ever seen, you have to drive me to the Emergency Room!

 

Also:

 

Jason: "Can Paul Rust play the piano?"

Soccermom: "Could he before?"

 

Incognito Troy McClure quote! That is why we all love Scott.

[Episode 219 — Farts and Procreation 3]

The build up to Chelsea's terrible charac was even funnier than "Too True Mon Frere" last year.

 

HOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW *human voice* "Ow!"

 

"He's gone through a half a pack of cigarettes."

 

"What is life?"

 

One of the motherfucking greats

[Episode 197 — Please Claire-ify]

Peruse Hilton? Holy shit, I am stealing that joke!

[Who do YOU want to be a guest on WHO CHARTED??]

1) Jon Hamm

2) Richard Aoyade

3) Matt Berry

4) Mithcell and/or Webb

5) Aubrey Plaza

6) Paget Brewster

7) Jenny Slate

8) Norm McDonald

9) Lake Bell

10) Harland Williams