Joe McGurl

this shit slaps

This show still on the air?

Great episode this week! Couldn't believe the ending when Ana Lucia shot and killed Shannon. Sayid is NOT going to be happy about this! Can't wait to see what the repurcussions of this are.

Alriiiight, you guys ready to get to Season 35 of Survivor: Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers!? What an awful name for a season but hey, Survivor is back this coming Wednesday and that means it's time to start picking our fantasy teams! Once again this year teams may be picked before OR after the premiere. The catch being that if you pick a team after the episode airs, any points a castaway accumulates during the premiere will NOT count towards your final total whereas choosing your team beforehand will earn you full points. -- It's a high risk/reward game. Last season, SaltPeanuts proved to be a GAMECHANGER and smashed everyone in the fantasy league, running away with the lead in week 4 and holding tight all the way through. Time to see if someone new will hustle their way up to the top and claim the mantle of sole fantasy league Survivor! As always, I will keep the leaderboard updated on the google doc and here in the thread. Here is the link to the scoring sheet: https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing And the spreadsheet where the scores are kept: https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing I'll post the template to pick your squad in a seperate post below. Good luck and have fun! Let's hope this season is a good'un! PRE-PREMIERE PICK RESOURCES: If you're looking to choose your team pre-premiere here is a link to a video of Probst assessing the cast that you can get some impressions from and draw conclusions based off personalities as well as a playlist with full in-depth castaway interviews. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QyHFsHq-xA http://www.youtube.c...FgKLSiCk7zEG5Cm And here is a page with interviews for every contestant and a Reddit link with a slew of pre game interviews and clips. http://ew.com/tv/sur...lers-v-hustlers https://www.reddit.c...5/pregame_links

Great first post!!

Had a great time being on the show this week

CHRISSY WAS ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALE LEADERBOARD! Charlie - 856 points (-) Joe - 803 points (+2) Peanuts - 801 points (-1) Greggy - 780 points (-1) JJPI - 588 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 536 points (-) Congratulations to our new sole survivor, CHARLIE MURPHY BROWN! Went from a 5th place finish last season all the way to the top this year! A valiant effort in the end by myself and Peanuts to try and take CMB out after taking the lead two weeks ago but that was a tight race in the end and a great way to end the season! If I only stuck with my gut and picked Joe as the villain instead of Patrick, I would have had this thing all tied up!! Gotta give it up to Ben,Chrissy and Ryan for totally carrying my team. Props to Jo for finishing in last place two seasons in a row! Probst would be proud! Thanks everybody for another fun season! Doing this always adds such a fun layer to already my favorite show! See yall Februrary 28th for Ghost Island!

Sean, I'm doing just fine, hon. Your old friend, Joe McGurl, "a real OG from the beginning"

WEEK 12 LEADERBOARD! Charlie - 734points (-) Peanuts - 721 points (-) Greggy - 688 points (-) Joe - 683 points (-) JJPI - 536 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 461 points (-) BIG CRAZY FINALE POINTS COMING UP AND A TIGHT RACE WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!

WEEK 11 LEADERBOARD! Charlie - 690 points (+1) Peanuts - 688 points (-1) Greggy - 655 points (-) Joe - 642 points (-) JJPI - 515 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 435 points (-) CMB takes the lead!!!! What a #BIGMOVE #WOW #BLINDSIDE

I think overall the season has been good! Pre-merge was a little on the boring side but I think everything post-merge has been very entertaining and the last 2-3 episodes in particular have been super great! Also, someone pointed this out to me and now any time I hear Dr. Mike speak, all I can think about is this

Cool, love this bit

WEEK 10 LEADERBOARD! Peanuts - 648 points (-) Charlie - 628 points (+2) Greggy - 610 points (-1) Joe - 600 points (-1) JJPI - 485 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 405 points (-) CMB had a huge week with the double episode taking the 2nd place spot and moving only 20 points behind Peanuts!! We've got a tight race coming into the last 3 weeks here ! In a stunning display of being useless at this game in only a way JP can, he finished out his survivor career with 0 confessionals in his vote out episode and -12 points after his #epicblindside. His season total of 19 points was almost eclipsed by Roark, who was voted out 5 episodes ago.

This was a very funny episode of the television show Hollywood Handbook. I love the direction the writers are taking this show. The newer, loose format makes it feel like it's improvised. I wonder how much of the script is improvisation and who the biggest prankster on set is

Had a lot going on and missed episode 8 so I had a double stuffing for Thanksgiving this week! Here are the updated point totals for both episodes! WEEK 9 LEADERBOARD! Peanuts - 556 points (+1) Greggy - 538 points (-1) Joe - 522 points (-) Charlie - 501 points (-) JJPI - 421 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 362 points (-)

Or I could listen to your friggen butt dude haha sorry but I owned ya. You just got roasted my friend and ya that's a spicy meatball

WEEK 6 LEADERBOARD! Greggy - 453 points (+1) Peanuts - 451 points (-1) Joe - 430 points (-) Charlie - 404 points (-) JJPI - 354 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 284 points (-) Greggy takes the lead this week!! Can he hold onto it?! Oh boy oh boy!

Jon Bass? More like Jon BASS GUITAR! This guy is funky haha I'm only joking

*CORRECTION* Greggy has 374 points. I dunno wtf I was doing when I wrote 307

WEEK 6 LEADERBOARD! Peanuts - 378 points (+2) Greggy - 307 points (-) Joe - 356 points (-2) Charlie - 328 points (-) JJPI - 300 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 233 points (-) Me when I realize I've fallen to 3rd place and probably can't come back from this:

I walk by a snowman killer poster on my way to work in the train and it used to make me angry and mad at how bad it was but now it makes me smile and laugh because of the bit from this episode. God bless THE BOYS and God bless the motherfucking United States of America. These colors do NOT run and neither do I. I will always stand up to the face of terror and danger because I love this country I really do stand for this goddamn flag and the country or be forever branded as a coward I am watching

Jo, you're ONLY 101 points behind!

The forum is dead? Like a zombie. Hmmmm TOO SCARY haha like from show

WEEK 5 LEADERBOARD! Joe - 307 points (-) Greggy - 307 points (+1) SaltPeanuts- 307 points (+2) Charlie - 273 points (-) JJPI - 249 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 206 points (-) 3 way tie for 1st! OOOOOOOOOH BOY THINGS ARE HEATING UP HERE

ALAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!! Gone too soon! Great tribe swap though! Things are starting to pick up a bit now and I'm looking forward to the Chrissy and Ryan teamup. Joe is a madman. I love it. WEEK 4 LEADERBOARD! Joe - 249 points (-) Greggy - 247 points (-) SaltPeanuts- 242 points (-) Charlie - 215 points (-) JJPI - 195 points (-) Marshall Mellow - 185 points (-) No shake ups this week but losing Patrick and Alan back to back is probably gonna fuck my team up now. Peanuts had a monster week, racking up 72 points!! Someone form an alliance with me to blindside Greggy and Peanuts, I have a hidden immunity idol and we can become a #powercouple